The unborn fetus of a howler monkey wrapped in American cheese topped with the cerebral cortex of a rat.

Guy: damn Tyler what you chewin on?
Tyler : The unborn Fetus of a howler monkey wrapped in American cheese topped with the cerebral cortex of a rat.

by Lewis. E August 28, 2023

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Toledo Taco

When youre banging a chick from behind, you shit on plate, add grated cheese and lettuce, and then smash the contents of the plate on the woman's face like a pie. When she turns around after being insulted, cum on her face for the sour cream effect.

PK: Holy shit Delvy, I saw Maria today at work, she must have been pretty hungry last night.
Delvy: Fuck yeah man, she was eating Toledo Taco's all night.

by T Town Playas January 28, 2006

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Arctic Torpedo

Rub near frozen lube on your arm, then begin to anal fist your girlfriend, once inside pull out as fast as possible and then thrust your fist back into the gaping asshole.

"Hey Sam, I arctic torpedoed Claire last night." "How was it?" "It was cool."

by cb9 October 11, 2009

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Toledo blindfold

The act of placing one's scrotum across the bridge of another person's nose so that one testicle drops neatly into each of the victim's eye sockets. Frequently used as punishment for people who pass out drunk at parties. Loosely related to teabagging.

When I saw Jane passed out on the floor, my immediate instinct was to drop my pants and give her the ol' Toledo blindfold.

by Captain Annoying December 14, 2008

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Topdeck Mode

The state in a card game such as Magic: The Gathering where a player has no cards in hand, and must rely purely on the card they draw each turn.

Why are you looking at me for responses? Can't you see I'm clearly in topdeck mode?

by Tier 4 October 21, 2010

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Toledo Jackknife

When a male attmepts to fellate himself however the extreme angles involved cause him to throw his back out, and he is stuck in that position until help can arrive.

Hey, Steve got caught in a Toledo Jackknife, again.

by Benevir August 23, 2007

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