Shit Ton

Weight measurement - more than a shit load, but less than five metric tonnes. Also, a larger than normal amount of anything. Shit Tonne Shitton Shittonne

Those guys put a shit ton of runs on the board!

by JT Duke July 28, 2016

Gang ton

It's like a metric ton in the scale of shiznit

There's a Gang Ton of people in the dining facility at lunch on fridays.

Ssgt Peffer TM

by Hellaslowrs January 3, 2019

Won Ton

YOU WANT FIVE DORRA WON TON???

Won ton

by A Nigger Boy July 11, 2018

Terra-Ton

An almost incomprehensibly large unit of measure. It equals exactly 10 metric fucktons, which as you no doubt know each equal 10 fuckloads. In other words, one terra-ton equals 10^2 fuckloads, making it one of the largest known measures of fuckweight.

Dude, that looks like it must weigh almost a terra-ton!

by natewl August 28, 2018

Texas Ton

The Texas Ton is what y’all lil uglies gain when you move to Texas. You’re all hella ratchet so stay down there wit yo fatness.

Friend 1: “That hoe really gained the Texas Ton”
Friend 2: “Ong her ugly ahh better stay down there too”

by imfasterthanyou69 January 13, 2023

tons of bucks

A large amount of money

My taxi home last night cost me tons of bucks.

When my aunt died, I inherited tons of bucks.

by Matt’s Palmer November 1, 2022

Fuck Ton

An urban unit of measurement to describe a large amount of an item.
6 metric tons = 2 ghetto bootayz
3 Ghetto bootayz = 1 fuck ton

"Yo der was uh Fuck Ton uh bitches down at da club last turrrrrrzday*!"
*Turrrrrrrzday- the day between wednesday and thursday; when the cash money is dueeee, son.

by Laphanduh and vanilla slurpie May 3, 2008