Tom

A pale skinned fagget that no one likes. He hangs out with people, but they all secretly hate him. His head is abnormally small compared to his broad shouldered body. Oh man tom is just the equivalent of retarded.

" Who's that pale skinned fucker over there"
"Oh that's just Tom"
" Is he dying?"
" No he's just that pale"

by TOMISABIGJERKOFFSHIT May 5, 2009

Tom

The sexiest boy on the planet, who knows how to make a girl feel amazing and very loved

Everyone needs a Tom in their life <3

Hey look it's tom

ohh damn i wish he was mine :P

by Lozzieee June 12, 2012

Tom

The creator of MySpace, once a computer game hacker when he was 14 years old, who will one day brainwash the innocent minds of teens all over the world.

He will not stop until he has all the friends in the world. Tom MySpace

by Nobue March 17, 2009

Tom

Probably one of the most generic people on earth, often has his name forgotten by others, or isnt even recognized. Also referred to by the name "John Doe"

Tom: hey guys!
jane: "wow that guy is such a John Doe, he has been at this school for six years now, i can't even remember his name"
Sam: "lets just not speak to him to save our selves from sheer emberassment"

by tom generic January 21, 2009

Tom

Stupid ginger homosexual bum who pretends to have a girlfriend but really dates blokes

Tom is dating some man from the pub, his life revolves around playing computer games, getting pissed and homosexual activity

by Tom Bosworth January 12, 2009

Tom

a douchebag full of cumdumpsters indcluding matt

matt's such a tom

by Mattisgay....and so is tom December 9, 2008

Tom

tom is autism

Hi how are you?
I am good but i went to the doctors and they said i got diagnosed with tom.
Unlucky.

by yourboy.75 May 16, 2019