Scrotum to the Totem

To aggressively pursue; to approach a challenege with tenacity, especially in the Pacific Northwest. See also, "Balls to the Wall."

The chief expects me to deliver at the Vancouver sales conference next month, so it's all "Scrotum to the Totem" until the 30th!!

by sushi pole May 31, 2010

Totes Brill

Abb. for totally brilliant.

John: "Oh my goodness, I discovered the square root of negative pi!"

Bett: "Totes brill."

by Cassandra Meff May 22, 2009

totes ridics

An abridgment of the term "totally ridiculous".

Did you see that episode of Parks and Recreation last night? That shit was totes ridics.

by Blackford Oakes July 29, 2009

Totes Obvi

short for totally and obvious

"mean people are mean!" "totes obvi"

by Pink Lemonade :D August 29, 2010

totestalatarianism

the act of dominating a person or persons via the phrase totes

Two people employing totestalatarianism in everyday speech:

A: Yo, I'm totes starving. I could totes eat a horse right now.
B: Yeah, totes feel you man. I'm totes hungry too.
A: I totes know this totes pimp place we could eat.
B: We should totes hit it up then.
A: Totes.
B: Totes.

by Jessica EL April 16, 2008

Totes Emosh

An abbreviated version of 'totally emotional' that's just about acceptable when texting, but if used in polite conversation, the perpetrator should be given a ruddy good dressing down. Only an absolute bell piece would do it, so don't go easy on them.

It's also a popular card game that involves the pulling of emoji faces by one player while the other players try to guess what the hell face they're pulling.

Jack's dog got run over by a truck full of dildos and he's feeling totes emosh about it.

Layla could not pull off the angry face when she played 'totes emosh' with her Nan.

by Ser Davos April 18, 2020

totes dillo

An emphatic form of "totes". Totally, absolutely.

Are we going to the party? Totes dillo!

by danhoo_ May 29, 2017