Hedge

A trimmed bush. i.e. trimmed or groomed pubic hair.

"I met someone last night at the bar - and wow - did they have a lovely hedge!"

by TechnoHippie October 26, 2015

Hedges

literally A GOD if you have this name you must be a legend! Hedges fears nobody and will destroy anyone who stand in there way

Did you see hedges today knocking that bloke out

by littleladyH January 02, 2022

Hedges

literally A GOD if you have this name you must be a legend! Hedges fears nobody and will destroy anyone who stand in there way

Did you see hedges today knocking that bloke out

by littleladyH January 02, 2022

Hedges

A form of cartoony hedgehog creatures, usually in groups of 3, being together forever.

The Three Hedges, will be coming soon I hope.

by TJSaturn November 18, 2023

hedge

A verb, meaning to disappear when things start to get interesting, esp. at a party or gathering at which illegal drugs are about to be consumed. It is crucial that the hedger has expressed interest in partaking in drug consumption before disappearing for hedging to have taken place.

B: "Where's A? He said he was really keen to help us eat these drugs"
C: "He hedged, man!"

by brennanmangina July 05, 2017

Hedge

To trim someones pubic hairs while performing fellatio. In Paris you can get a Topiary Hedge.

He was clean, tidy and satisfied after the Hedge was trimmed.

by Cha Cha Re February 07, 2021

chris hedges

biggest twat going thinks he is solid cos he walks arounf with a butter knife....if you take the piss out of his obese ass cat he will come for you during the night in his shitty tracksuite with a gold shirt on.

chris hedges is over their! what a cunt

by chris hedges June 02, 2019