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to caveman is to do something in the quickest manner possible no matter the consequences. it's often used within the realm of alternative space race history.

for example, taping a guy on a rocket and using his suit as a nosecone without bothering to add a parachute because you're just doing it to get records is cavemanning.
"with our current knowledge, we now know we could've cavemanned our way onto mars' surface before the invention of the internet."

"what's 'cavemanning'?"

"to caveman is simply to do it the best way possible"
by Sossololpipi September 15, 2022
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Robin The Caveman

A character from hit sitcom created by the original cast of Horrible Histories, BBC Ghosts.

a caveman with a big heart and a love for chess and crosswords. Played by a very talented actor called Laurence Rickard
Robin is friends with all of the ghosts but his main best mates are Julian Fawcett.
never mention moon landings to robin he will freak.
some of his most iconic quotes are
"Moonah!"
"bum."
*caveman noises*
"ooo bad moonah on the rise, dust cover sun. birds fall. crops fail. something wicked this way come"
person 1: "robin the caveman is just so chaotic i love it"
person 2: "who?"
person 1: "YOU WHAT-"

person 1: "you remind me of robin the caveman from ghosts"
person 2: "is that a complement or not?"
by oowasiapainter December 23, 2021
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Caveman

A person who is dumb at using technology in minecraft.
Nick is a fucking caveman at using tech mods in minecraft.
by kratos555 June 12, 2018
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caveman shower

Slamming your partner doggystyle and when you are about to blow, grab his/her hair so he/she can’t get away and blow all over your partner whilst screaming like a chimpanzee, optional actions are donkey punching or grabbing a stick and knocking your partner out
My partner was misbehaving today so I issued a caveman shower to assert my dominance
by Kyomado June 28, 2022
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Caveman mode

When you're just too horny and can't really think about what you're doing.

When you're in caveman mode, it's important to ejaculate as soon as possible in order to reach post-nut clarity, or it could lead to dire consequences.
Don't stay in caveman mode too long, we don't want you going to jail for cumming in that girl's coffee.
by Yesmannen July 28, 2019
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Caveman Flipping

Consuming psychedelic mushrooms and beer, two very old forms of drugs found throughout human history
Jeff: Hey Cory, you ready to get fucked up BCE style?
Cory: fuck yeah dude, let’s do some good ol fashioned caveman flipping!
by Punch kickthrust May 7, 2021
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Cavemanic

to act in a caveman manner.
boy throws a stick and says something dumb. girl says, "wow, that's very cavemanic of you."
by newerwords June 1, 2012
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