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cool yer jets

by Deb Clarke August 22, 2005
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fer yer

by *********** March 29, 2003
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shut yer trap

"Uwk mate just shut yer trap"
by JxssieB July 12, 2015
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Bob's yer uncle

Easy peasy, no additional effort required for the desired effect, home in hose.
A: "How do I make this popcorn?"

B: "Put it in the microwave , push the button, and Bob's yer uncle."
by Ann Pearl Owen February 9, 2010
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Pump Yer Maw

An insulting phrase used in glasgow, quite possibly in other scottish cities too.

Pump: verb. To have sexual intercourse.
Yer Maw: noun. A slang way of referring to another person's mother.
Pump Yer Maw: To have sexual intercourse with another person's mother.
Past tense:
"Awwww mate, ah pumped yer maw last nite"

Present tense:
"Awwww mate, am pumpin yer maw right now"
(possibly talking on the phone)

Future:
"Awwww mate, am gonnae pump yer maw the nite"
by HAC May 17, 2006
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yer arse in parsley!

Scottish, but specifically Glaswegian expression for when you talk to someone and you think what they say in response is a load of rubbish, or you don't believe what they are saying.
Away ya go, ya eejit, yer arse in parsley!
by weegiewifey October 18, 2020
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Yer Maw's Baws

1. As In, 'Yer Maw' (Your mother) has 'baws' (balls). Insult towards someones mother

2. Stating that in no way is one doing a task
1. Aye, yer maw's got baws ya tit!

2. Pish, yer maw's baws am doin that tosh!
by A-Whyte December 6, 2004
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