hurricane warning

Hurricane warnings and watches are alerts issued by national weather forecasting bodies to coastal areas threatened by the imminent approach of a tropical cyclone of a tropical storm or hurricane intensity.

Since the hurricane season starts on the 1st of June and ends on the 30th of November shouldn't we be listening for a hurricane warning?

by Benjamin Newell March 4, 2021

Yaoi Warning

A warning for yaoi!!11!11 DON't LOOK!!!!!! /j (jk im gay too)

Pookie: *sends yaoi*

You: "Dude, put a yaoi warning next time!"

by pookiewookywhattheHELL April 9, 2025

Blizzard Warning

A simple way of telling you it is very windy and snowy.

We just got a blizzard warning for Christmas! Did you hear there may be thirty centimeters of snow and fifty kmh winds.

by anonymous December 23, 2022

Warning Shart

1) The sound your asshole makes to let you know that you have approximately thirty seconds to find the nearest open toilet before you shit your pants and embarrass yourself.

2) Quips mainstream media reporters use to set up a narrative the presiding governmental administration needs you to believe and adide by.

1) "Unfortunately I ignored my warning shart, ruining everyone's dinner and my relationship with..."

2) The senator from New York is an expert in pandemic response, and is here to discuss (insert approved narrative).

by EdMyerR April 7, 2023

liquor store warning

A warning for a snowstorm in the midwest that is big enough to make a liquor store trip to stock up on booze to ride out the storm.

Hey John, did you stop off at the liquor store yet? theres a liquor store warning out for our area.

by midwestisbest January 12, 2024

Warning Track

Sticking just the tip of your Dick in another mans ass.

My buddy LSN went warning track last night on some new guy to see if he liked it.

by ITFT August 18, 2021

mascara warning

A term used for people with mascara on when an emotional moment comes up the mascara may mess up their face when they cry.

Commonly used on the BBC Radio 2 Breakfast Show with Chris Evans, where he warns listeners wearing mascara when he talks about something emotional.

Mark: Hey Lucy, Wanna watch Titanic with me? There might be a mascara warning.
Lucy: Sure.

by Ipsylon October 8, 2018