surf and turf

when the beefer that you picked up at the bar is fat as a cow, and when she pulled down her pants, it smelled like low tide.

Man, that was some serious surf and turf last night... USDA prime tuna taco.

by Pinhog October 7, 2003

turf

(n.) The region between one's balls and butthole. See also gooch taint.

Man, my turf stinks of shit.

by D Squeezy February 9, 2005

surf and turf

A threesome with a blonde and a brunette.

I got a little surf and turf last night.

by Todd K. August 2, 2004

turf monkey

to lick anuva ones soiled patieholes

dude dat bitch did a turf monkey on dat gal wot a tramp

by matt1234567 January 16, 2008

bum turf

1. The unbridled mane of one's buttocks. (see manscaping)

2. The area which a bum claims to be his own to collect his income. Bum turf may be, and usually is fought for. Many a bum have lost their turf due to drunkeness, or inability to stand their ground.

1.
"Man my ass itches"
"Why?"
"I've got stubble because I just shaved my bum turf"

2.
"There's broken glass, vomit and shit everywhere"
"Yeah, I saw a couple of guys fighting for bum turf"

by Craig McRae September 4, 2008

Turf dirt

Someone who sleeps with every single person from every turf the one everyone passes around and treats like dirt

Who hasn't she fucked straight Turf dirt

by Shasty707 September 26, 2017

turf bunny

A turf bunny is a person ususlly mobbing around on foot bouncing from place to place. Turf bunnies usually are trying to score or sell drugs.

Bro I let that turf bunny. Smoke my last bowl.

by SethV February 1, 2017