Shoemuffle Platypus

A Karelian Bear Dog Alaskan Husky mix; bred for its skills and magic.

Holly is a Shoemuffle Platypus and is the Princess of Karelia.

by Deez Nuts83 April 29, 2021

Platypus stain

A person who thinks themselves and their friends are "the shit" but are really quite rude and unliked by everyone except their group.

"You're such a platypus stain."

by notastain April 26, 2010

Social platypus

Someone who cannot be placed into to any social archetype. Just like a platypus cannot be categorized by biologists

Damn, Marie is such an oddball. I can't catagorize her, she's like a platypus... a social platypus

by The Homeless Scholar July 7, 2025

Platypus

a semi aquatic
Egg laying mammal of action, a furry little flatfoot
Who never flinched
From a fra-ee-ay-ee-ay.

its got more than just mad skill
it's got a beaver tail and bill
And the women swoon
Whenever they hear hit say, "Krrr"

It's Perry, Perry the platypus

by T3h_Sk3lly October 13, 2022

Platypus

When you insert an egg into the vagina and immediately fuck the egg into oblivion.

"So how was the sex, dude?"
"Man, it was wild. She let me platypus her."
"No way!"
"Hell yeah, I scrambled those guts."

by QueenGoblin September 7, 2020

Claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass

you've just got out of school and you are ready to pump up the summer vibe ie: fortnight, you're ready to rock n roll and claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass. Really hyped about something.

Teacher: Alright kids, have fun in your summer
Kid to friend: I'm ready to claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass.

by lovepenguinsandlife February 22, 2019

Porch platypus

A platypus that lives on your porch.

Dam you have a Porch platypus that's cool

by anonymous November 29, 2025