by Spitslayer June 18, 2020

Corporations are a platypus
The government's a platypus
Your teacher is a platypus
Society's a platypus
My parents are a platypus
The media's a platypus
It's all just propaganda
The government's a platypus
Your teacher is a platypus
Society's a platypus
My parents are a platypus
The media's a platypus
It's all just propaganda
by Thyrsus May 30, 2020

Perr~er, no, Peter the platypus is a platypus, except with more vibrant colors and he's got blue fur.
He battles an evil, uh, (what is he a giraffe? look at his head~) he battles a giraffe named Doozlesquirt (I don't even know how to spell his name in the first place, so it's fine.) Doozlesquirt always seems to lose 'cause he feels the need to put a self-destruct button on everything due to his extreme lack of intelligence.
He battles an evil, uh, (what is he a giraffe? look at his head~) he battles a giraffe named Doozlesquirt (I don't even know how to spell his name in the first place, so it's fine.) Doozlesquirt always seems to lose 'cause he feels the need to put a self-destruct button on everything due to his extreme lack of intelligence.
Person 1:
"Perry!
He's a semi-aquatic, egg-laying mammal of action!
(Dooby dooby doo-bah)
(Dooby dooby doo-bah)
He's a furry little flatfoot,
Who'll never flinch from a fray-ee-ay-ee-ay!
He's got more than just mad skill,
Fe(Wah-ah-ah)
He's got a beaver tail and a bill,
Fe(ah-ah)
And the women swoon whenever they hear him say-a-a-ay"
Perry de Platypus: "rawr"
Person 2: drops to the ground
"Perry!
He's a semi-aquatic, egg-laying mammal of action!
(Dooby dooby doo-bah)
(Dooby dooby doo-bah)
He's a furry little flatfoot,
Who'll never flinch from a fray-ee-ay-ee-ay!
He's got more than just mad skill,
Fe(Wah-ah-ah)
He's got a beaver tail and a bill,
Fe(ah-ah)
And the women swoon whenever they hear him say-a-a-ay"
Perry de Platypus: "rawr"
Person 2: drops to the ground
by welcome to flordia December 23, 2019

Perry!
He's a semi-aquatic, egg-laying mammal of action!
(Dooby dooby doo-bah, dooby dooby doo-bah)
He's a furry little flatfoot
Who'll never flinch from a fray-ee-ay-ee-ay!
He's got more than just mad skill
He's got a beaver tail and a bill
And the women swoon whenever they hear him say
He's Perry, Perry the Platypus!
Perry! (I said you can call him Agent P!)
Agent P.!
He's a semi-aquatic, egg-laying mammal of action!
(Dooby dooby doo-bah, dooby dooby doo-bah)
He's a furry little flatfoot
Who'll never flinch from a fray-ee-ay-ee-ay!
He's got more than just mad skill
He's got a beaver tail and a bill
And the women swoon whenever they hear him say
He's Perry, Perry the Platypus!
Perry! (I said you can call him Agent P!)
Agent P.!
by Buttersgotcreamygoo July 3, 2020

by Pepper Daddy July 15, 2019

by SMart@ss101 May 30, 2023

you've just got out of school and you are ready to pump up the summer vibe ie: fortnight, you're ready to rock n roll and claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass. Really hyped about something.
Teacher: Alright kids, have fun in your summer
Kid to friend: I'm ready to claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass.
Kid to friend: I'm ready to claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass.
by lovepenguinsandlife February 22, 2019
