Paint the Barn

Dropping a deuce that is so wet and disgusting that even once the toilet has been flushed brown streaks are visible in the toilet bowl, esp. in the area around the drain.

It is often the case that even flushing the toilet several times will not clean the streaks of dookie from the bowl.

I am really worried that I will paint the barn in my girlfriends bathroom tonight. I ate falafel for lunch and ... I am feeling the bubbling of some sticky turds already.

by A. J. Cockandballs October 3, 2007

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paint the world white

When you are in the presence of whiteout and feel the need to cover everything in it.

Jane: Damn what's Chris doing over the in the corner?
Paige: He decided to paint the world white.
Jane: Who gave him whiteout???

by scienceclassblues February 22, 2011

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paint the pig

phrase coined as a codename for masturbation to seem less sketchy. absolutely nothing to do with bestiality. similar to spanking the monkey

Sam: Hey Alex, did you paint the pig today?
Alex: Sure did!

by suhmanter April 22, 2008

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paint the bathroom

v: the act of ejaculating on someone's face. (past tense: painted their bathroom)

excuse me bitch, mind if i paint the bathroom?

by ike baby April 4, 2006

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Paint the Fence

When you stick your tongue in the anus of a woman and then use your tongue to lick the taint to her vagina.

My Girl loves it when I paint the fence before insertion.

by wampler24 December 4, 2019

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Paint The Town Red

To have violent intercourse with a woman while she is menstruating.

Dude 1: I'm about to have some super-hardcore sex with my girlfriend.

Dude 2: Isn't she on her period?

Dude 1: Yeah. I'm about to Paint The Town Red

Dude 2: That's gross.

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt October 11, 2010

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