the morning moose

Early morning erection that won't go down when you try to pee.

Shit, I can't pee, I've got the morning moose.

by CT buyer December 2, 2013

The Rusty Moose

Two parties face each other, standing up, about three apart. One party bends over forward and puts their head between the other party's legs. They then proceed to flip the second party onto their back and still stay horizontal. The party on top licks the anus of the other party. The party on bottom shakes their head and tickles the crotch of the top party.

Grant gave Bart the Rusty Moose last week.

by m3ow April 18, 2010

The Dirty Moose

The act of having sexual anal intercourse with a female doggystyle, then after giving a hidden friend in a closet a pre-determined signal , putting your hands up on your heads like moose antlers as he pops out and snaps a photo

Dude i totally gave that bitch The Dirty Moose and tom got it on film! Want to see the picture?

by Gujmach August 3, 2009

The 'Glass Mousepad' Fallacy

An informal fallacy in which you lambast or criticize someone for doing something unhealthy when you yourself do comparably unhealthy habits or actions. Essentially, it is hypocrisy specifically in the form of habit.

"Hey Conner, it's ridiculous how you spend hundreds of dollars on glass mousepads. That is such a waste of money, for shame!"
"How utterly preposterous of you to propose, Anthony; In actuality, you are committing the 'glass mousepad' fallacy. Why is it bad when I have unhealthy spending habits when you spend hundreds of dollars on Touhou merchandise? Why don't you practice what you preach!?"

by jacqueley December 11, 2025

The Canadian Moose Buckler

A sexual act most commonly seen in heterosexual couples. The male begins by positioning himself in all fours. The female then proceeds to get behind the male, grab his erect penis from the back, bring it towards her, and point his head 45 degrees distally away from his body and towards her. The female then proceeds to mount the males erect penis and continually “ride” him until completion or satisfaction.

Hey Steve, whatever happened with you and Tiffany last night? Tiffany and I left the party and spent the night together. She gave me the Canadian Moose Buckler. It was great.

by mmaest24 October 11, 2022

moose on the table

Expression for an issue no one wants to adress in a meeting.

"well, thats a moose on the table of a situation there"

by aba March 28, 2005

Moose On The Loose

When someone smears their shit all over the stall,on the toilet, on the floors. And leaves it for the next person.

Yo I walked into the bathroom stall shit was smeared everywhere..... THERES A MOOSE ON THE LOOSE!!!?

by Aggieballer33 October 5, 2017