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Floater

Floater- the terd that won’t go down after being repeatedly flushed. Usually round.
I flushed the toilet three time and gave up leaving a floater in the toilet.
by Southern gal61 June 24, 2019
mugGet the Floatermug.

floater

i don’t have no grabba roll a floater
by 47543;) June 26, 2022
mugGet the floatermug.

Rum Floater

When you got the beer shits real bad, and a big turd floats to the top of the toilet bowl. That's a rum floater.
The bartender at the pool wanted to know if I wanted a "rum floater" in my Pina Colada, but I had the beer shits real bad and already had a rum floater in the shitter just this morning.
by SurlyFurious November 8, 2021
mugGet the Rum Floatermug.

FLOATER

A piece of poop that has a light buoyancy and floats in the toilet water before it is flushed.
Someone didnt flush there shit and left a floater in the toilet.
by Bigoletitays November 6, 2020
mugGet the FLOATERmug.

floater

when in a pool, you may be kicked out due to a “floater.” this refers to feces.
“Some kid left a floater in the pool. Disgusting.”
by emo veemo June 28, 2025
mugGet the floatermug.

Floater

Dude, I've been getting a lot of floaters and I don't know if that's safe.
by MeinKraft July 6, 2018
mugGet the Floatermug.

oakland floater

putting toddlers in burkas and forcing them to eat dog treats
johnny mouthed off on me today so i had to pull the ole' oakland floater
by the gold diggers August 23, 2011
mugGet the oakland floatermug.

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