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humping the elephant

Taking satisfaction or delight in calling attention to the elephant in the room. Sometimes kissing the elephant
She got so drunk at the party she started humping the elephant
by ABK from J&K July 5, 2008
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Elephant's Cock

(Chiefly British, and best appreciated in a British accent.)

Any large-bore corrugated tubing. Generally made of thick plastic - making it stiff - while the corrugations allow for some flexibility. Generally used for routing cables around a room, or exhaust gas from an air conditioning unit.
I say - heat's building up in the machine room. Don't suppose you could toddle over and check the elephant's cock's not fallen off the air con, old boy?
by cfm2 December 17, 2011
mugGet the Elephant's Cockmug.

Elephant fart

A funny version of the food popcorn used by Persian speakers that talk in English.
Ethmology: Popcorn in Persian is pronounced "chose-feel" (the /s/ in chose is pronounced like the letter /s/, not /z/.)Chose-feel is a coincidental compound word. Chose means fart, and feel means elephant.
Mom, can we eat some elephant fart at the movies?
by *censor beep January 29, 2009
mugGet the Elephant fartmug.

Nigger Elephant

An obese nigger with the combination of, but not limited to: fat lips, dark skin, floppy ears, long nose, and in rare but serious cases- a tail.
Although many niggers fit the Nigger Elephant description, it is reserved to the elite niggers of elephant status. They have no names, just those REALLLY fat niggers you have to look at twice to be certain it wasn't in fact an elephant.
by healed December 16, 2008
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elephant in the phone

In a conversation between two people texting, a situation that is so big that it should be discussed, but neither of the two people want to bring it up while texting.

Like elephant in the room
It was hard talking to James because there was that huge elephant in the phone about that girl we both like
by geniusonwheels June 6, 2010
mugGet the elephant in the phonemug.

Elephant Parade

When 3 or more guys walk in a single file line while holding the cock of the person behind them.
Hey Steve, we're gonna have an elephant parade in the living room in a few minutes if you want to come.
by TheSkipper January 8, 2009
mugGet the Elephant Parademug.

elephant cock

a penis the size of an elephants

a penis with elephantitus

or the actual penis of an elephant
check out that elephant cock it would take a fricken whale to get that in.
by noone July 14, 2003
mugGet the elephant cockmug.

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