Brass Yuppie

Like the cocktail "Brass Monkey," which is equal parts beer and orange juice, the "Brass Yuppie" is equal parts beer and San Pelligrino Aranciata. Like the Brass Monkey, you need to drink your 40 oz. down to the label before you fill it with the Aranciata, and then mix it up good before consuming. Refreshing for a hot summer day.

Dude, let's make some Brass Yuppies and hang out on the roof of your new condo.

by bobdolt September 3, 2010

brass monkey

old naval term, brass monkey is for the canon ball holders.

freezing the ball of the brass monkey

by Anonymous September 26, 2003

brass monkey

used as an adjective describing extreme cold temperatures

from the adage "cold enough to freeze the balls off of a brass monkey"

A: Wanna go out for a walk?
B: No way, man, it's brass monkeys out there!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada January 24, 2008

Brass Lip

The red semi-circle on your upper lip after playing a brass intrument for a good legnth of time in one session.

After playing my Trombone for an hour, I had developed Brass Lip. Luckily, it disappeared in time for my date.

by Justin H. September 7, 2005

Brass Buffalo

Similar to a brass monkey - the brass buffalo is a beverage made by taking several sips of beer and then mixing in several squirts of Heinz yellow mustard into it. It originated on nut farms in the countryside of the pacific northwest and is considered a delicacy.

Bro, pass the Heinz lets make some brass buffalos

by NiceFeet95 March 19, 2023

Kick Brass

A kick ass, brass pussy magnet, sure to steal your woman's heart.

Jake Bailey, can purse his lips to near macro levels.
Ethan Tang, can please a woman before he even starts.

Coltan, and Oliver can suck better than a vacuum

And Mya, can slap flat and round things in ways you could never dream

Their unofficial publicist, Daddi thaddi

"Hey, dude! Did you hear Kick Brass play at the Oak Harbor Music Festival last weekend! They were FIRE!"

by Daddi Thaddi September 12, 2022

Brass Hands

When someone rights in their own poop they have brown ass hands called brass hands.

Dude, you wrote on the wall with your own poop. Now you have brass hands.

by Johnnyringo494 September 30, 2021