shit ton

96,000 LBS of rebar

Thats a shit ton of rebar

by Basil Mint March 26, 2016

Benne-ton

People who are conservative and who try to destroy you with facts and logic, but just come off as racist, sexist and other forms of prejudice they spew. They often vomit out their favourite commentators talking points like copy and paste aswell as a total lack of self awareness.

Kaitlyn bennet is often their waifu and some pretend to be libertarian and claim the left are the nazis.

Op: you said you wanted to deport all muslims

Benne-ton: ThE LeFt ArE ThE NaZiS!

by Kaisermann July 9, 2020

cum ton

A little smaller than a fuck ton but definitely bigger than a dick ton

" that's definitely not a fuck ton"
" ya, more like a cum ton

by The_real_webkin May 22, 2017

Texas Ton

The Texas Ton is what y’all lil uglies gain when you move to Texas. You’re all hella ratchet so stay down there wit yo fatness.

Friend 1: “That hoe really gained the Texas Ton”
Friend 2: “Ong her ugly ahh better stay down there too”

by imfasterthanyou69 January 13, 2023

tons of bucks

A large amount of money

My taxi home last night cost me tons of bucks.

When my aunt died, I inherited tons of bucks.

by Matt’s Palmer November 1, 2022

Shit ton

A shit ton is a metric unit half as small as a fuck ton

I have a shit ton of goats!

by killy awfawfasfsaukjn;khggckfj July 21, 2016

Fuck Ton

An urban unit of measurement to describe a large amount of an item.
6 metric tons = 2 ghetto bootayz
3 Ghetto bootayz = 1 fuck ton

"Yo der was uh Fuck Ton uh bitches down at da club last turrrrrrzday*!"
*Turrrrrrrzday- the day between wednesday and thursday; when the cash money is dueeee, son.

by Laphanduh and vanilla slurpie May 3, 2008