man pond

The combination of a man's duck butter and swamp ass.

The only thing you could smell was his man pond

by bearface July 22, 2004

pond hags

Repulsive old wenches who dwell in the rushes around secluded ponds. Some claim they have a respiratory system similar to that of a lungfish, while others assert that pond hags extract oxygen from rusted cans and childrens' tears. Emerging exclusively by moonlight, they've been known to hector and vex the purest of souls with their skillful and relentless haggery.

I was blazing a fat L by the pond when some sketchy ass pond hags started throwing sea weed and shit at me. What a bunch of twats.

by Andrew Flint July 17, 2007

pond water

another name for female discharge during intercourse

Guy: Was it good for you?
Girl: OH YEA!! do you see how much pond water there is?!?!

by Jen E. August 3, 2005

Pond Scum

Very similar to Mud Butt however the bowel movement is green.

Dude I shouldn't have eaten that blue raspberry candy last night. I had some wicked pond scum at work.

by Long Ironside August 19, 2009

dove pond

the female reproductive system.

I fingered her up the dove pond.

by zeben515 July 31, 2009

pond-soaker

noun: A woman with an extreme amount of bush who's oblivious to grooming habits of the naughty bits. Pond-soakers are known to congregate in summertime at local clothing optional swimming holes.

Dude, check out the pond-soaker on Tigerlilly, she must be part Italian.

by *Spectacular*Vernacular* February 6, 2010

Pond Scum

An asshole who probably has brunette hair who smell like dirty gym locker coochie and abuses there best friends. He most likely plays fortnite or minecraft because he has no friends. It has no cure and will most likely cause you to have permanent trauma. Stay away from this dirty disease called toxicity.

Friend 1: “Oh my god! It smells so bad over here!”
Friend 2: “Its Pond Scum!! Runn!!!”

by local broski January 1, 2021