Oxforditis

The illness that inflicts many of the Oxford College of Emory University's graduating sophomores. Symptoms include procrastination, irritability, slowness, and fatigue.

Oxforditis is Oxford College of Emory University's version of senioritis for graduating sophomores.

by Taythomyo April 21, 2013

Oxford Dictionary

The worst dictionary on the planet, contains no factual evidence and makes serious errors on words like ditto.

Eminem does not carry the Oxford Dictionary, he carries the supreme Urban Dictionary.

by Hot Gay Guy June 13, 2024

Stupid Oxford Jock

A kid in Oxford who sneaks into gym class, plays sports, and goes to the weight room. Normally they are annoying. Commonly they say “Aye u goin to the weight room?”

Oh my god that senior is such a Stupid Oxford Jock.

by fortnightninjaballz69 March 10, 2022

Oxford Study

“The Oxford Study” typically refers to a study done by Oxford University finding that Asian women will more often pursue caucasian males as opposed to any other race.

This study also concludes that some Asian women weigh race over conventional attractiveness when pursing a male.

Asian Woman: *has a white boyfriend, particularly one who is far less attractive than her*
Person 2: Damn, guess the Oxford Study was right

by DornPVN March 7, 2024

Oxford NY

Oxford is a terrible place to live unless you're on drugs. there is a drug house on every block. everyone is either on drugs or a theater kid.

person 1: are you on drugs?

person 2: no just a theater kid in Oxford Ny

by iloveboks October 28, 2023

Oxford

A synonym for wasteman.

"Why is Oxford even speaking?" - Shura 2017/2019

by ThePlug786 April 12, 2019

oxford study

The study of caucasian males and their interest in east asian women.

Ryan (caucasian male): "I was able to bag an Asian woman in a week."
Friend: "oxford study"

by bigcuntslayer May 14, 2024