issue-ritus

(according to a certain Hispanic male), a chronic condition of prevailing issues that plague a crazy moth*f*cka until he/she has extensive mental problems.
guy 1: damn that b*tch is crazy! she wants to be thrown out the window?

guy 2: yea it's her issue-ritus taking over
by anabella zitroza March 6, 2008
mugGet the issue-ritusmug.

Config Issue

Config Issue: Adjetive

(/kON-fig ishhu/)

A term used to describe a configuration in a client that has some messed up module settings and can't bypass.
Guy 1: "I lasted 4 minutes"
Guy 2: "config issue"
by calculatorlol July 12, 2021
mugGet the Config Issuemug.

Daddy issues

a girl who didn’t have a good father figure growing up, tends to go for older boys and constantly craves attention from them and wants to constantly be with them and feel comforted. Usually struggles to love and trust aswell as getting jealous and angry easily.
by angel7890 August 2, 2022
mugGet the Daddy issuesmug.

press the issue

pressing a gay nigga that’s talking on your name and basically calling you a bitch, “pressing the issue” is something instigators love
gay nigga 1: gay nigga 2 a bitch
gay nigga 2: huh?
crowd: dammmnnn
instigator: damnnn I wouldn’t let nobody call me gay fr fr, press the issue on that nigga!

instigators are very common in the 559 and could be found easily in any gay nigga house hold.

real
by gaynigga3 April 8, 2022
mugGet the press the issuemug.

dish issues

having to rewash by hand the dishes that just came out of the dishwasher simply because you have the wrong type of dishwashing liquid
if you hate having dish issues, do your dishes comme du monde the first time, making sure you do indeed have the right type of dishwashing liquid
by Sexydimma January 10, 2018
mugGet the dish issuesmug.

Daddy Issues

A condition in which a girl has unprocessed

trauma from having an unhealthy relationship

with her father she may become placating
and deferential if she grew up around a wolf.
I’ve got insecure attachment probably from unresolved Daddy issues.”,

“Could it be that I keep dating assholes because of my Daddy issues?”
by poetB March 14, 2022
mugGet the Daddy Issuesmug.

shower issue

Dude, I looked at Becky's but the other day and when I showered this morning I couldn't stop thinking about it. It's like totally my shower issue now.
by Phunkee February 18, 2009
mugGet the shower issuemug.

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