shit flap

Perhaps the most entertaining word in the universe. Used in David Firth's short animation "The Child That Smelt Funny".

BUGGER.

SHIT FLAP.

ROGER ME!

BITCH COCK.

-As taken from David Firth's vastly amusing "The Child That Smelt Funny"

by DJ Silly Hat March 4, 2008

scruff flaps

Labia which happen to belong to a women of dubious cleanliness / moral standards. This does NOT ALWAYS refer to a physcially dirty vagina but may indeed purely indicate distaste with the persons behaviour. Originating in the UK.

"Please do not invite ( name of person )to the wedding I could not bear to imagine her dragging along her scruff flaps and just spoiling it"

by scruff flaps March 26, 2008

Flapping Walrus

The act when a fat person claps his hands and all his fat jiggles

When my friend claps he doesn't realize he's doing the Flapping Walrus.

by Davies Ma January 4, 2011

Cunt Flaps

The busted up labia of the female genitalia, closely resembling the meat of an Arby's roast beef sandwich. Unfortunately they do not go as well with Horsy sauce.

Oh my god!!! What the hell happened to your vag? Was there a terrorist attack on your pussy? Those cunt flaps are so loose you could use them to make a tent.

by nastynick69 October 31, 2009

flag flapping

On windy and even breezy days when a slutty woman's pussy lips can be heard flapping in the wind, giving you the impression there is a flag nearby.

Dude, do you see a flag anywhere around here? I can hear one, but I sure as hell can't see it. Oh wait, nevermind, your mom is wearing a miniskirt with no panties again. That is one flag flapping bitch!

by Mike -Hunt January 15, 2008

cooter flaps

the lips of a female pussy

I spread her cooter flaps and licked her clit.

by Teren Sorellia May 23, 2009

cum flap

putting a large amount on your hand and smacking someone in the face with that same hand.

im gonna cum flap my girlfriend when we have sex tonight

by BeNnEr BoY February 1, 2017