Fax

It's the answer to every question... It's the coolest answer... AND... it's so fucking annoying. If your friends gets annoyed easily you can keep saying fax.. OVER... AND... OVER... works every time...

Person 1: hey can you help me lift this box?
Person 2: fax
Person 1: what
Person 2: *leaves*

by Fe4rless2.0 May 11, 2022

Mega fax

Something that’s true, but very true, so much that it’s MEGA true.

“Wow this test is so hard”
“Mega fax, it was so hard I think I’m finna fail”

by bobmarley0021 August 28, 2018

fax the pope

Jacking off

Bro, this girl gave me blue balls so I had to fax the pope

by Shockher July 7, 2017

Fairfax Fax Machine

When ur doin some long distance thang with a chick (or dude wtv), and you shit in a bag and freeze it, then ship it to your partner. Your partner then pisses in said bag, re freezes it and mails it back to you. You then piss on it and refreeze it and mail it back. Yall do this until the object has reached a prefered diamter, where you the meet up in person and use it as a double sided dildo, and leave it in until it melts.

Me and my long distance gf have got a Fairfax Fax Machine goin on rn.

by Wichita Wanker November 8, 2025

Faxing

The plural tense of persons delivering a factual statement(s).

Justin is faxing

by squigga-jbird-fatty November 8, 2022

attack fax

Aggressively faxing of a rival or opponent, usually to burn out or destroy their fax machine.

Typical attacks include:

1) Using several sheets of black paper taped end to end and repeating the transmission.
Or
2)Done in groups of 10 or more people to keep the fax machine running continually till it breaks down.

Bob over in Claims Department kept being a Fax potato. So attack faxed his machine, and now he has to hand walk his paperwork everwhere till supply gets him a new one.

by Navytron89 April 14, 2005

To send a fax

You use it when you wanna go take a shit, but don't want to be so direct, much like "to lay a brick". It's not really used nowadays, given the fact that no one really uses fax anymore, but who cares.

Imagine you're having a conversation of some sort, and you wanna take a shit:
-Please excuse me, I just remembered I have to send a fax.

by TripleBaka January 19, 2021