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feeding the cat

Dude, Peter was feeding the cat for 2 days straight about a week ago. He called me from the emergency room to tell me he was okay.
by johnoneoneseven February 25, 2011
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Feeding the hairless pony

Providing pre-coital nourishment via the fingers to a young lady who hasn't been ridden in a while, only to find that she is already prepared and de-haired.
Before i mounted her i had Jeeves check she was in good condition as she had clearly been 'out to pasture' for too long. He held out his hand hand with his fingers splayed and the next next thing we knew he was "feeding the hairless pony"! She went at it like a horse eating oats
by Disko Letch January 24, 2013
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Feeding The Furby

Fingering a girl.

Derived from the feeling you get when sticking your finger into an old model furby's mouth.
*I watched porn while feeding my furby*
*Josh fed Jen's furby at the movies*
*Go feed your furby*
*I'm feeding the furby*
by UMPP June 5, 2007
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Feeding the Trolls

When someone online gives internet trolls the negative reaction they want. This of course is a very bad sign as all the person himself is doing is giving what the troll wants. The best advice to keep in mind would be not feeding the troll at all, simply ignore it, and walk away.
When you're feeding the trolls, you're basically falling under their trap. They want you to get offended and worked up about something. Think of it as feeding your evil wolf, the more you feel angry, offended and hateful, the more power you're feeding that evil wolf inside of you (this is of course a reference to the famous Native American tale Two Wolves).

At least show some respect for youraelf and don't give any trolls the offended reaction they so desperately want in the first place.
by CelticEagle April 12, 2019
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feeding the fish

1)What Mr. Rogers did every show.

2)Cumming underwater.
Look at Fred Rogers feeding those fish. Kids, get out of the pool !
by aereilly July 30, 2003
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feeding the devil and starving the Lord.

Adjective: the action of eating and taking a dump simultaneously.
Dammit, why are you eating ice cream while you shit? You're feeding the devil and starving the Lord.
by VolMoose November 6, 2011
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