deli ham

Derived from the maliforous odor of a Kroger deli ham, "deli ham" is a slang term for a flatulant.

I can tell by Rugs grin, it was him who ripped the deli ham.

by fruity booty November 27, 2007

Deli sausage

Another name for a condom that can be used to conceal what you're talking about.

E.g: "Hey Kane, do you have a deli sausage?" "Yeah theres one in my bag"

by WATERMRMELON July 25, 2021

Deli Department

An Orange cat from New Zealand who has an internet following of 24.4K members. Is considered a Sh*tweasel with a tiny head, proclivities for violence, and chewing off the whiskers of foster kittens. He is the subject of "Special wewivery! It's a dumb cat!" Members insist they are not-a-cultmunity. Deli will poo in the washing machine, bite toddlers, and attack the vacuum at every opportunity.

"Well, the sh*tweasel Deli Department is at it again, inciting violence among the chickens."

by Teffie208 July 30, 2024

poop deli

it’s the poop deli

person 1: “what do you want from the poop deli?”
person 2: “poop sandwich, hold the lettuce, extra poop”

by ball.sucker February 19, 2024

Devils deli meat

The deli you know you should avoid based on several past experiences but you decide to dive on in (perhaps intoxicated) and eat it regardless of the physical, mental, facial, and pharmaceutical consequences that may entail

I know she fucked me over 8 times, I know she is a cunt, I know she is worthless, but I had the opportunity and ate the devils deli meat.

by B-word January 10, 2024

deli taco

A piece of hard salami with cream cheese and potato chips put on it, folded in half.

1: "What are you doing with those specific, questionable food items?"
2: "Making a deli taco."
1: "I'm calling the police."
2: ". . ."
1: ". . . make me one."

by gobbledegoofygoober October 19, 2020

Delys

A man who is very family oriented. Very smart. Loves animals and nature. Loves his wife and pets. Usually pays fortnite or watches Wildcat on YouTube. He is really one for the team.

Person 1: YOOO DID YOU SEE DELYS SHOOT THAT BOT IN FORTNITE
Person 2: HELL YAH DUDE TOTALLY TUBULAR AS HELL

by Beccabadbitch November 3, 2019