committed listening

having a commitment to listening to a person you are talking to/on the phone with

wow Katie is good at committed listening

by katie-kaytlyn August 9, 2008

Committing a Gordon

When somebody "Drowns" in the Thunderbirds RP It is called "Committing a Gordon"

Person 1: "Where did insert person go?"
Person 2: "They went to the pool and are busy committing a Gordon"

by AutisticMoron July 23, 2023

Commitment Issues

cameron.

Cameron has Commitment Issues

by urmom1212 June 17, 2021

Facebook Commitment

When you reply to an event as "going," you must go to that event no matter what.

John accidentally got himself into a Facebook Commitment for a party and had to miss his sister's wedding.

by hahagoe September 6, 2012

go commit die

the worst thing you can possibly say to someone. this phrase can destroy someone and they will have no way of coming back

person 1: no one likes you ugly ass ni🅱️🅱️a
person 2: go commit die

person 1: shit

by Xx_ass_eater_69 August 12, 2018

go commit not alive

a family-friendly version of kill your self
Popular in Roblox, and maybe pewdiepie

Player 1: Hey roblox_fan_96 GO COMMIT NOT ALIVE
Player2: not

by Slinky8 August 1, 2018

go commit apoptosis

The real definition for "apoptosis" is cell suicide. So, this should be self-explanatory.

General person on the internet: "go commit die"
Me, and fellow intellectuals: "go commit apoptosis."

by n0. February 6, 2019