Ur caveman a gay man

The upmost destructive insult ever made by man. Every time this word is said angels fall from above and the sun gets a mile closer to earth.

Frank- ur mom gay lol
Gary- ur caveman a gay man
Frank-*erased from existence and the earth gets hotter

by Darkman142 May 17, 2018

Flag

Get the Ur caveman a gay man mug.

caveman shower

Slamming your partner doggystyle and when you are about to blow, grab his/her hair so he/she can’t get away and blow all over your partner whilst screaming like a chimpanzee, optional actions are donkey punching or grabbing a stick and knocking your partner out

My partner was misbehaving today so I issued a caveman shower to assert my dominance

by Kyomado June 28, 2022

Flag

Get the caveman shower mug.

Caveman mode

When you're just too horny and can't really think about what you're doing.

When you're in caveman mode, it's important to ejaculate as soon as possible in order to reach post-nut clarity, or it could lead to dire consequences.

Don't stay in caveman mode too long, we don't want you going to jail for cumming in that girl's coffee.

by Yesmannen July 28, 2019

Flag

Get the Caveman mode mug.

Caveman music

The sound of thousands of nipples clanking together in furious glory

Individual #1: Hey bro, have you heard the new caveman music album?
Individual#2:No, I didn't!
Individual#1: It's lit fam!!!44!14!!!

by rkweakfoef July 14, 2017

Flag

Get the Caveman music mug.

Basic Caveman

Rob VanKuiken is a straight basic caveman.

Robbie went full basic caveman when he stuck that 18G in that dudes bicep

by Honeynutts July 18, 2018

Flag

Get the Basic Caveman mug.

Omega Caveman

When you're so tired that your forehead feels as heavy as a caveman's forehead looks.

David: Yo, bro i got up so early today and I'm definitely feeling omega caveman right now, my forehead is soo heavy.
Buncie: Why did you go back to sleep?
David: My body didn't want to.

by UrbanDad420 November 13, 2020

Flag