January 5th

Global twink obliteration day. The day that twinks worldwide shake in their cowboy boots at the mere thought of.

“Hey, did you buy your flamethrowers for January 5th yet?”
“Not yet, I’ve been stocking up on dynamite.”

by ☠︎ September 25, 2023

March 5th

Dress like a top day

“Wow she really looks like a top today! Maybe because it’s March 5th”

by Annemae March 4, 2020

November 5th

National Tall Person Day! Anyone 5,5 and over gets $50!

You: I expect $50 by the end of the day.
Them: 50 bucks?!
You: It’s November 5th National Tall Person Day.

by Thatvalorantdude August 23, 2022

April 5th

April 5th is the day where the answer to all questions is ‘suck your mum’ or just ‘your mum’

Person 1: Ayo what day is it

Person 2: your mum

Person 1: oh it must be April 5th

by xoxo dumb bitch :) April 4, 2022

February 5th

An ASHLYNS birthday : which you should wish her happy birthday- 100 times and buy her flowers 😍

happy birthday ashlyn x100 and here are some flowers 💐 because it is February 5th !!!

by abcdefurdad January 30, 2022

5th of July

International karaoke fighting day.

Omg I can’t believe it’s already 5th of July. I better start practicing my singing and kicking.

by Submarinas October 17, 2019

Febuary 5th

The day of the Mars Bar
On febuary 5th of each year, it is tradition to consume a mars bar at the time of your choosing. Preferably with a friend.

"It's febuary 5th! Time to digest a mars bar!"

by Pigeon Concert February 5, 2021