fuck nard

the dumbest bitch you know

audrey you’re such a fuck nard

by fuckthispussyboy November 5, 2020

NARD

NOT ANY REGULA DICK

Felicia said what makes you different
I go Felicia this Nard “not any regula dick”

by OfficiallyScoop July 23, 2021

Nard attack

A sudden and sometimes fatal occurrence of testicular thrombosis, typically resulting in the death of nard tissue. See nardiac arrest

I just got hit in the nards so hard I think I'm going to have a nard attack!

by Wafflebender May 19, 2015

nard goblin

Tards who loves sucking balls (nards).

That bitch is such a nard goblin.

by Slygeekta December 30, 2015

awe nards

What you say when you are mighty unfortunate.

aWe nARdS! i fLuNKed mY mATh tESt!

by Mother lord September 30, 2017

Nard

A synonym for loser.

Michael didn't get laid last night,
What a nard.

by Hellonards June 26, 2018

Nard-Cold

When it’s so cold that your balls have shrunk into nonexistence.

“Dude it’s freakin’ nard-cold out here, I couldn’t scratch my balls if I wanted to!”

by Beckster Flitt February 22, 2020