Forever Cow

When your girlfriend gains weight after you begin dating her and never loses it.

The sparks used to fly, but after she went forever cow the only thing that flies is her flubber.

by Shadow Warden October 18, 2019

Forever Cow

When your girlfriend gains weight after you just started dating and never loses it.

Anthony: Did you hear about bob?
Jon: No, Wait happened?
Anthony: He married a Forever cow

by Kilagen October 17, 2019

Daddy Cow

A sexual act where the male is on all fours and where the woman lies on her back sucking him off like a calf trying to drink the warm milk from its mother's udder.

Mark: How was your night with Samantha?
Simon: We watched Barnyard and then she gave me a Daddy Cow.

by Whacky_Wookie September 23, 2018

Cow Muncher

A name used to call someone fat and dumb without insulting them.

You are such a Cow Muncher...

by JayBeeDoubleu March 4, 2010

cow

C.O.W. Stands for crazy old woman.

A woman who is crazy and old.

My grandma is a COW.

by Downvoting Victim August 16, 2005

polish cow

the holy cow that is in the bible

holy cow=polish cow

by comic guy November 25, 2020

Pushing cows

Also used as push her cow and push my/mah cow.

1 - The act of self-describingly handling yours or someone else's genitals as a manner of masterbation.
2 - Being discreet about a sexual mannerism
3 - Simply put, playing with yourself or someone else.

"Go away for a few minutes while i Push mah cow!"

"Did you see the two girls in the field yesterday?"
"No, but i heard they were pushin' eachother's cow".
"I wish i could've seen them pushing cows. I mite've pushed mah cow too".

"Dude! did you hear some one got caught Pushing thier cow in the bathroom at school."
"Ha! Looks like someone didnt know when it is ok to Push thier cow".

by Blargist cabinet member February 21, 2010