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Chuck Testa

(adjective) The condition of very nearly dying in a video game whereby the life bar is 99% or 100% depleted, yet the character is still alive or (through a glitch) still playable.
Player: Holly shit dude did I just die?
Friend: Nope, you're Chuck Testa, see, move the stick.
by CatharticLethargic October 30, 2011
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Read the New Testament

A university term being euphemistic for having a shit. Because the Gideon's free bible is generally the only reading material around that is not related to work.
"Where's Harry gone?" "Oh he's gone to read the new testament"
by ConcreteHorizon November 23, 2006
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Testages

dangling residual doubts after taking a test.
I have major testages after taking that Music Therapy final.
by SnarkAttack April 29, 2006
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testex

Testicle examination. The action of feeling a man's testicles for foreign objects.

Also, a term for a good fondle

A testex may be accompanied by t-bagging.
"Hey Julie! Fancy hopping in the shower and giving me a quick testex?"
by jimmy7546 February 25, 2007
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testackle

an injury occuring in sports (particularly football or rugby) in which the ball carrier is hit or tackled and injures his testicles in the process
Dude, last night at the game I got testackled so hard I thought they had fallen on the ground!
by Jacob1012 December 1, 2009
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Testfarting

When you are sitting in the movies or on a bus and you have a build up of Gas ....you let out little test farts to check the fumes......
I was sitting in the movies had to do some testfarting to check on the fume volune and was blown away along with the next two rows
by just me the grizz September 7, 2011
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Testaballs

Another comical and witty name for testicles. Referring to testicles as testaballs usually guarantees a laugh or two from everyone around you.
Person 1: Oh dear, you seem to have struck my testaballs.
Person 2: Haha excuse me, I slipped on this slick floor, i'm sorry that I kicked your testaballs.
Person 1: Haha, it's alright.
Person 2: Goodbye.
Person 1: Goodbye.
by G4 sect March 17, 2013
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