espresso telly

A series so intense, you cannot possibly binge it without cataclysmic trauma.

Eh fam, you bingin’ Traitors tonight?
- you mad bruv!? It’s bare espresso telly, me be wretchin’ up

by Arcwords January 17, 2025

Dead Man Tells No Tales

When a person is too high to communicate.

"Are you okay man?"
*looks over
".............."
"Dead man tells no tales."

by Frankster420 October 7, 2019

Gentleman never tells

When one of the boys wont tell what kind of erotic things he has done with a girl the night before

Guy 1: Bro what did u and that female do in the bedroom last night?

Guy 2: Gentleman never tells🤫

by Kabruhh November 28, 2021