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Technicality invite

1. Wanting to invite a friend to an event and having to invite his/her boyfriend/girlfriend aswel, even if you don't want the significant other there.

2. Inviting somebody to an event when you desperately don't want them there in order to appear like the better person. This usually requires quite a bit of "down-playing".
1. "Arnold was standing right there when I invited Susan to my birthday, total technicality invite"

2. "Why did you invite all of Rodgers friends"

"They we're all 'technicality invites', you know, so it wouldn't be awkward when they show up anyway..."
by Ansel Adams March 7, 2013
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Technical Grade Man

Overestimates attraction women have for him; fancies himself a player without any redeeming qualities; Has no standards.

Will try to use you as a drive-thru fast food sex service and when you tell him "No" he will think you want a relationship.

Desperate for female attention, but quality women will detect the distinct odor of lowered expectation and disappointment.

All Technical Grade Men are cowards, but not all cowards are Technical Grade. The term player is not an accurate substitute for a Technical Grade because a Technical Grade has no game.
Eg. “Sometimes you gotta just bang a Technical Grade Man when you're bored. = No self-esteem, no kiss and tell and your friends won't find out… said nobody ever!”
by Willem Dafoes Junk October 26, 2013
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Technical Geeky

The genesis behind Technical Geeky is my passion for anything even remotely related technology. My areas of interest include Blogging, Technology, Computer Systems,Smartphone, Gadgets, SEO (Search Engine Optimization) , WordPress, Programming, Software Reviews and of course, surfing the net all the time.

Technical Geeky is a Blog Site where I write in the above-mentioned areas of interest.
Technical geeky is must popolar site.
by Technical Geeky October 8, 2019
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Jack, Talk, and Devour technic

When a male jacks off while talking to his special lady and devours celery to increase his sperm intake.
"Hey man I was using is technic last night with my sexy Amanda"
"Which technic?"
"The Jack, Talk, and Devour technic."
by RaeAnne313 May 23, 2018
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pre-chernobyl-technics

technical devices so old u can only find them in russias deepest gulags.
"Hey Bro, I found an old Geiger-Müller-counter in the basemen. It looks like pre-chernobyl-technics."
by KruceZX January 21, 2020
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Technical

Karlie: What did you do with Tom last night?
Hannah: I went technical on him
Karlie: oh my god!
by TheSalesman June 3, 2020
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technical advisor

Someone who doesn’t have the skill set or the power to change But Acts like they know everything
Just do your dam job as a technical advisor and make me look good
by Krackle box October 14, 2020
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