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trucker's sneeze

The act of unclogging one's nostril by plugging the opposite nostril and blowing with reckless abandon, so as to expel a large amount of snot or other matter with little concern for where it lands.
I didn't have a tissue so I decided a trucker's sneeze was in order. I'm breathing a lot better now, but I definitely got a dirty look from the old lady that was feeding the ducks.
by 6 Days on the Road March 24, 2010
mugGet the trucker's sneezemug.

Trucker Brew

Coffee with methamphetamine or any variant of amphetamine mixed in for that extra kick. The most common variant of trucker brew utilizes a crystalline form of methamphetamine due to it's high water solubility and low cost. Always add sugar unless you enjoy the horribly bitter/chemical taste that is indicative of crystal meth.
John obtained some crystal methamphetamine. He didn't like snorting it, or smoking it, so he said "fuck it i'll make some trucker brew."
by notyourconcern April 4, 2015
mugGet the Trucker Brewmug.

Nebraskan Trucker

The act of pouring 2 gallons of urine found on the side of I-80 into the eyes of an unwilling participant, whilst shitting in their mouth, and violating them sexually in the ass
"Last night I got the best nebraskan trucker of my life"
by Snowmanboaturine March 4, 2010
mugGet the Nebraskan Truckermug.

Trucker's tan

Where a driver has more of a tan on their forearm, according to which arm they put out the window of the vehicle they drive in, which receives more sun than the other one that is inside the car. It was originated from the truck driver as they drive long roads and long hours.
Johnno: I've got a big trucker's tan on my right arm.

Jenny: I saw, it looks odd.
by nunChaKu May 25, 2007
mugGet the Trucker's tanmug.

Trucker Ass

When your ass goes numb after sitting down for so long you literally feel like your ass has grown wider.
Bill - I've been at work for 13 hours straight i feel like i got trucker ass.
by Mike370773 May 13, 2010
mugGet the Trucker Assmug.

trucker slurpee

Named so because these are things truckers usually have plenty of. Any kind of cup (preferably a slurpee cup) filled with diahrrea and as much seamen can be produced or gathered (if with a group) mixed together a drank with a straw
Marc and Ryan enjoyed a trucker slurpee together after losing a bet to Matt over who was the gayest, they were both gay.
by Jankness July 27, 2008
mugGet the trucker slurpeemug.

trucker-butt

A practice used generally by college kids involving assaulting an unsuspecting victim (usually passed out) by placing your anus over the victim's nose.
I woke up this morning with a terrible hangover and a constant shit smell. I think I was trucker-butted last night.
by TBawler March 19, 2010
mugGet the trucker-buttmug.

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