Trailer Park Hair

Hair style that is so unappealing, that it just kills whatever sexual or romantic vibe your have with a woman
"When Sally walked out of her mom's camper, she could of been bangable. Until I saw that she had trailer park hair
by Bond_006.5 January 18, 2015
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trailer park mama

1) A woman (usually in her late 20s into her early 40s) who has 2 or more kids and sleeps around with everyone in the neighborhood (or town).

2) A slutty white woman (usually overweight, or slim build) who sleeps exclusively with black men and resents the fact that she had kids.

3) A woman with many bastard children who solely depends on the welfare system to take care of her and her poor life choices. May or May not be an alcoholic or a drug addict, resides in poor, run-down parts of town.
Person 1: Hey, Kimberly's single. Why haven't you asked her out?
Person 2: She is a trailer park mama. I don't need that drama.
by TheDankWolf1995 July 20, 2022
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Trailer park haiku

Trailer park haiku is a low rent version of and original haiku meant to lend a higher consciou awareness of the situation or experience ie; she said she thought the world of me she said she couldn't live without me and then she said yes officer that's him.
Excuse me does the management allow trailer park haikus here?
by Harmonica homie March 09, 2021
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trailer park poach

when you don't have plastic wrap so you crack an egg into a used condom and boil it in a pot of hot water and the cum gives it an extra salty taste.
Trailer Husband: I want something for breakfast
Trailer Wife: I'll make you some eggs
Trailer Wife: Im out of plastic wrap, wait ill use this used condom for this Trailer Park Poach
by SirSource March 19, 2019
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Trailer park man bag

The trailer park man bag consists largely of plastic shopping bags, carrier bags, or plastic grocery bags, but can otherwise refer to any bag people would otherwise not think to use twice. The trailer park man bag can commonly re used as a mans means of moving or transporting objects such as a laptop, mouse and keyboard. cheese factory, Sendix, feet farm but not farm and fleet bags provide reasonable bags for this title and are more desired than those from Piggly wiggly, metro market and Aldis.
1. Are you seriously about to take that Trailer park man bag onto the plan as carry on luggage AGAIN?

2. here comes that grumpy old man with his newest Trailer park man bag he's always dragging to work
by jade_electric January 18, 2023
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When you didn't graduate High School, Go to College become an adult and get a decently high enough paying job. So you result to accepting money bounties from the Rothschild Illuminati Family, Orion Aliens, Men in Black, United States Government to meet your expenses while the Supreme Creative Force secretly observes you accepting these money bounties to do EVIL actions 90 percent of the time and when your time is up on Earth she over powers you and sends you to a lower Region of Hell to be punished uncomfortably after life
Dude that Trailer Park Trash Bounty Boy Tom is a straight loser taking that blood money off of him
by The Gods & Goddesses November 07, 2019
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trailer park trombone

Hey willy, do you have a trailer park trombone aka meth pipe so we can get high
by YeakleJ February 27, 2024
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