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chili tots

The act fo performing a chili dog on a woman with very small breasts. Giving a pearl necklace would be adding cheese.
Since her tits were so small, I couldn't give her a proper chili dog so I opted for the chili tots with cheese.
by smittenkitten January 5, 2014
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tit tot

The nick name you give to a slut bag with tits the size of tots
Hey hoe stop being such a tit tot your really killing my mojo
by Clarence nightingale January 23, 2014
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tot-smuggler

One who surreptitiously fondles another's testicles while they are sleeping.
Huh?! Dude, get your hands off me you tot-smuggler!
by Yayahooray August 12, 2008
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Titty Tots

When a female places Tater Tots in between or around her Titty's to fulfill the purpose of having a sexual partner eat them or for any other desired reason.
Guy: Yo Brooklyn let me eat Titty Tots last night!
Guy 2: Fuck, lucky bastard.
by The scrubbiest April 8, 2019
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tater tot

A term used in tennis when one mistakenly hits a ball that is going out.
I was sure I had that point lost, but my opponent saved me by tater totting it into the net.
by King of the thugs May 23, 2012
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prost-a-tot

A child entrant in to some type of regional "beauty" pageant.
The poor child had no idea that entering Kentucky's Little Miss Pageant made her nothing more than a prost-a-tot to fill a gaping hole in her desperate mother's self-esteem.
by jesshtx August 28, 2006
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Sex Tots

1. An extremely popular website that highlights the not uncommon practice of sex acts involving tater tots.
2. A website designed to lure in pedophiles thinking they have found a treasure trove of "kiddy porn," only to find the site full of pictures and dramatic stories of people lusting after tater tots.
3. Toddlers addicted to sex.
George: "Have you seen the Sex Tots at sextots.info?"
Derek: "No, do you find sex with children entertaining?"
George: "No, no, dude. It's all about sex with tater tots. They have dramatic readings, good stories, and really tasteful pictures."
Derek: "Get out of my house."
by D-Smoov February 28, 2010
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