long stabby thing

Can be used to refer to any form of weapon - especially a knife, golf club, baseball bat or even a spouse - that can be used to fend off thugs at the unlikely time of 3 in the morning. (Brought up by morning show host Karl Stefanovic and unintentionally taken way out of context by fellow news anchor Georgie Gardner on Channel Nine's Today Show in February 2011.)

(1) I grabbed this long stabby thing that I have next to the bed just in case someone breaks in.
(2) Tim is my long stabby thing.

by Quizmaster 85 May 24, 2011

Ain't no thing but a chicken wing

Used to describe an event, object or person which is of little importance. Stems from the fact that chickens (at least those bred as food) have wings but can't fly, rendering the wings unimportant. Can be used in place of a reassuring "don't worry about it" statement but often used as a sarcastic retort suggesting that which is being described is really not as important as the person saying it believes

Dave: Man I can't beleive I have to work on Saturday
Steve: Hey man, it ain't no thing but a chicken wing

OR

Dave: I got toally carved up by some d*ckhead white van at the roundabout
Steve: So? It ain't no thing but a chicken wing

by TheDirtyYoungMan January 7, 2008

Thingaling

A temporary noun for use given to tangible or non-tangible, entities, articles, or objects that are real and truly exist, but have not yet been assigned a dedicated noun for use by the Shadow International High Commission on the English Language (SIHCEL)

The commonly used noun, 'thing', is the shortened form of 'thingaling'. In legal, formal, elite, and academic styles, of English, 'thingaling' is used, as opposed the usage of 'thing' by the uneducated, denegerate, lowly working class

That thingaling in my head is keeping me up at nights, distracting me from work, and filling me with stress and visceral fats

Will Ferrell Shakespeare, a 16th century English author, playwright, and all-round boffin, now dead, was the author of the comprehensive treatise on romance and general sociology, still in reference by the boffin community of today, entitled Much Ado About Nothingaling

I ate somethingaling at the corner Mexican restaurant last night, and I can't remember what, but I shat my bed and I'll be spending the week at your apartment

by SecGen-TopBoff-SIHCEL October 6, 2021

greatest thing since sliced bread

Basically the greatest thing of all time.

That's the greatest thing since sliced bread.

by Ifyoudontknownowyaknow May 13, 2016

making things hot

Making things obvious

Jack's face got red as he said:"we didn't steal anything"

Jonathan whispers: "hey bro you're making things hot!"

by Blooperscooper March 1, 2017

patch things up

To make a situation right. To soothe bad feelings. To get your relationship back on track, usually with your mate, relatives or friends.

Im trying to patch things up with my brother.

by Yungsol April 19, 2018

Beat Thing

Often used between teenage male friend groups. Slang for someone who’s “ugly” or not desirable. Not worth it. Can also be called “Beat ting”, often used by boys when describing girls they don’t find attractive. Would not date or hu with unless really desperate. Could be used when describing someone really rude or obnoxious.

“She’s a beat thing”

by Facts🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️ January 24, 2019