A winged angelic female beast, known to cause all sorts of wild and dangerous experiences. Natural habitat is in the kitchen, but when lured onto soft surfaces such as, beds, couches, or even the floor, she'll be ready to pounce on her prey and beat it till it explodes a horribly beautiful death.
Urban Explorer: crikey! We found ourselves a double breasted bed thumper, let's bait her into the bedroom!
DBBT: What the hell are you doing in my kitchen?!
*bags and grabs her*
(3 hours later...)
DBBT: Oh wow that was amazing. c;
DBBT: What the hell are you doing in my kitchen?!
*bags and grabs her*
(3 hours later...)
DBBT: Oh wow that was amazing. c;
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a fundamentalist christian who aggressively pushes their beliefs on others
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Get the bible-thumper mug.Crust-thumper, noun; a person, typically male, who engages in the sexual act of crust thumping.
Crust-thumping, verb; a sexual act whereby a male engages in vaginal intercourse with a female who is currently menstruating. After the male has ejaculated, he removes his penis from the female's vagina and allows the menstrual blood to dry on his penis, giving a unique rust-like texture. He then proceeds to have anal intercourse with said female. The usual discomfort of anal intercourse, combined with the characteristic texture of a crust-thumper's penis results in almost exclusive pleasure for the male, and a somewhat strained relationship thereafter with the female.
Crust-thumping, verb; a sexual act whereby a male engages in vaginal intercourse with a female who is currently menstruating. After the male has ejaculated, he removes his penis from the female's vagina and allows the menstrual blood to dry on his penis, giving a unique rust-like texture. He then proceeds to have anal intercourse with said female. The usual discomfort of anal intercourse, combined with the characteristic texture of a crust-thumper's penis results in almost exclusive pleasure for the male, and a somewhat strained relationship thereafter with the female.
Inquisitive friend: "Hey Ben, where are you off to?"
Ben: "Going to a feminism meeting. They spend so much of their time menstruating all over current affairs that I should be able to thump crust until they're all walking like John Wayne."
No-longer-inquisitive friend: "Aaaaah you old crust-thumper you!"
Ben: "Going to a feminism meeting. They spend so much of their time menstruating all over current affairs that I should be able to thump crust until they're all walking like John Wayne."
No-longer-inquisitive friend: "Aaaaah you old crust-thumper you!"
by crust_thumper August 4, 2011
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Typically, this person has no life of their own and they try to live out their lives by perceiving their god-given right to tell everyone else how they can improve their lives, while completely ignoring or being ignorant of their own place in their own self-created universe (typically of self-isolation and lack of committment). This person is notoriously unreliable and ready to attack anyone that does not agree with them on level (not just via the bible thump).
Typically, this person has no life of their own and they try to live out their lives by perceiving their god-given right to tell everyone else how they can improve their lives, while completely ignoring or being ignorant of their own place in their own self-created universe (typically of self-isolation and lack of committment). This person is notoriously unreliable and ready to attack anyone that does not agree with them on level (not just via the bible thump).
The bible thumper bigot used their Bible verse of the book of Morons 3: 1-167, 172, 178 to explain that they are never wrong.
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<chris> well i told her im a pussy thumper, and i did it, do bad she didnt like as much as i did
<chris> well i told her im a pussy thumper, and i did it, do bad she didnt like as much as i did
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