time traveling

Drinking alcohol until you black out and mentally skip a period of your life.

-Man, you were so hammered last night you passed out on the floor.
-No, I was just doing a little time traveling.

by Shepshizzle April 22, 2008

travel log

the erection men seem to get when they are travelling in a veichle of some sort, especially happening on trains and buses where the vibrations, and monotomy causing tiredness thus arousal seem to be triggers

mate ive got to think of something horrible i cant get of this bus like this i have a travel log !

by Apoclamite July 11, 2010

Negro Travel

A form of transportation used by black characters in the game "Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas", namely Carl Johnson. There are a multitude of forms of Negro Travel, including, but not limited to: crouching in the back of a moving truck, rolling sideways while holding a shotgun for extended lengths, or "heat-seeker gliding", which one has to experience to believe.

Matt: Ben, how will you get to the Pizza Stack? Your car is all busted up!

Ben: Negro Travel, of course.
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Conway Twitty: DAAAAAAAAAYUM, CJ!

by [KB] Blacker June 1, 2010

sex and travel

a more complicated way of saying "fuck off" to a person.

Dude1: Hey, you like sex and travel?
Dude2: Yeah, sure!
Dude1: Then FUCK OFF!

by Crapper McGee March 27, 2004

Travel Susan

A Travel Susan stresses out all the time when traveling and always needs to arrive three hours early to everywhere, then waits at the gate on social media for hours.

Susan (Shouting from the car at 7:30am, bags already packed from three days before): “Hurry up! We’re gonna be late to the airport and miss our flight! There’s rush-hour traffic on the 110!”

You (forgot to pack: your toothbrush, your headphones, and possibly your passport, hungover from going out the night prior): “Quit being such a Travel Susan, our flight leaves at 9:30.”

by FuzzyDiceJams January 2, 2019

travel porn

Fantasy freedom in lockdown, looking at mapquest in a state of near-erotic passion.

Distance and driving time, alternate routes, gas consumption, it was travel porn, as forbidden as his previous kinks had been, not long ago.

by Monkey's Dad March 22, 2020

traveler's fee

when you get to take a hit for passing the blunt (or other smoking implement) to someone else

"Yo could you pass this to him?"
"Only if i get a traveler's fee"
"Whatever"

by Bong Hit Bill December 6, 2006