Suicidal Spork

A spoon and fork which has been merged by random children for their own entertainment, this toy then gives up, as the child is too much to handle. Toy Story 4 reference

Teenager: Yo my sister brought this spork home and stuck it in my buttocks..
Friend: HAHA looks like its a Suicidal Spork

by BumBro March 24, 2019

Pork on a spork

A policeman on a bicycle.

"Pork on a spork! Everybody stay cool."

by Mondeblue February 24, 2013

Captain Spork

Captain Spork is what you get when you combine Spock and Captain Kirk from Star Trek.

Captain Spork gets his good looks from Spock and Kirk.

by ilovestartrek June 16, 2009

Rusty Spork

Only the deadliest weapon in the history of mankind. Ever. EVER.

Walker: "I'm just about ready to kill God with a rusty spork."

by Gammasite November 29, 2007

Sporking

A mixture of spooning and scissoring. Crooked spooning

Sporking is fun

by Sohoo mama May 25, 2009

bungy spork

An object used to indulge & devour the rectum. Made up of half spoon and half fork for maximum effect.

Wow, That girl was so attractive, and i was finna eat the bungy but i left my bungy spork at home

by BOOMSTICK November 05, 2014

SPORK JOB

To Spork Job is the act of masterbating into a spork then feeding it to someone who is asleep.

Rambo: You Suck.
Chuck Norris: If you don't shut up I will spork job your mother.

by Judo Master July 20, 2008