sloshed on the slopes

Getting fucked up beyond comprehension while going down the mountain on either skis or a snowboard. Everyone must try it once. CAUTION may result in death.

Timmy died while sloshed on the slopes.

by Himmyneutron December 22, 2022

Sloping forehead

One who is of low intelligence, ignorant, agro and behaves like a caveman.

What a sloping forehead, he probably goes swimming with all his clothes on.

by ZEPOL 774 July 14, 2022

Sloped Back

Sloped back is a fine dining big back…..a piggy with a thingy for the finer things in life….a goodie two shoes who ain’t afraid to have a couple good chews….

ALYSSA: “He’s always eating, what a big back”
CARLY: “NO. He dines only at the finest establishments. He might eat a lot, but he’s a sloped back…”

by Hhggbbgg April 4, 2025

Slippery slope

Drawing lines regarding who can participate (in society) bad...

Hym "Because it's a slippery slope. A slippery slope that doesn't apply to incels or baby dick because you are a bigot. Piece of shit man hating misandrist."

by Hym Iam August 6, 2024

Schumann Slope

When you get on your bosses bad side and everything you do is ill received furthering your decline down the "slope". Every good deed is twisted and manipulated into a negative outcome usually ending in being fired and/or career ending marks placed on your records.

I've been in the doghouse lately, I feel like I'm on a Schumann Slope out of here.

by T-bone2 March 2, 2018

Summer Slopes

When you're all stinky and slimy from not showering or working out and you slide your private parts down your significant others face.

After working a double and too many drinks my significant other was to drunk to notice her trip to the summer slopes.

by Scotty~knows19 July 26, 2020

sloped roof

Metaphor used when a justification can’t be made for negligence or lack of productivity or timeliness, particularly in a work setting.

Origin: The excuse made by the United States Secret Service Director, Kimberly Cheatle, for the negligence during the assassination attempt on former President, Donald Trump at the Pennsylvania rally July 13, 2024.

(Disclaimer: The author of this definition does not condone or tolerate political violence)

Kimberly Cheatle: “And so, there’s a safety factor that would be considered there that we wouldn’t want to put somebody up on a sloped roof. And so, the decision was made to secure the building, from inside.”

Boss: Why is your project late? Sloped roof get in the way?

by bruh421 July 21, 2024