face planter's tend to fall into fountains while texting. face planters don't know that guy at the coffee shop thinks that they are cute because they never look up.
by karenladeeda October 14, 2012
Get the face plantmug. by hullllow! June 16, 2011
Get the Plant Fetishmug. A strange plant that is often seen in dreams. This strange plant is Unique to every dreamer, what makes this plant so special is that if you take a bite out of it you will be granted 1 wish when you wake up.
by Track McJack August 21, 2010
Get the Phern plantmug. The Snake Plant, or “ Sansevieria trifasciata” is a green succulent that survives in both humid and arid conditions. Most commonly known for being in the home or apartment of every basic white girl going through a “boho” decor phase. Better start saving up for these elegant plants, she’ll never be satisfied with just one.
Her: “I got a white pot and we are going to put the cutest snake plant in it.”
Him: “Another one? That’s like $90!”
Her: “Do you want me to sleep with you or no?”
Him: “Another one? That’s like $90!”
Her: “Do you want me to sleep with you or no?”
by TheWholeBrand July 10, 2021
Get the snake plantmug. by Placebo Nightingale September 21, 2012
Get the Planting Bulbsmug. Being so useless to society while living and able bodied, that you might actually be better off not living anymore. Thus saving resources here on earth for the productive folks, while simultaneously feeding plants with your decomposing remains, ultimately giving your empty life some minuscule value after all…
Christine and Matt are plant food man, they don’t do anything, ever, except maybe for one day and feed some plants with their shitty out of shape bodies….
by Eric Spano May 10, 2023
Get the Plant Foodmug. An island in my singing monsters that has very good monsters it is also the first island in my singing monsters. The seasonal even for plant island is spooktacle
by TOXISSOCOOL123 July 6, 2023
Get the plant islandmug.