ludacris hold the head steady I'm going to milk the cow

In his song, the reference is for a woman to let him ejaculate on a girls face while he masterbates. If she holds her head steady he'll milk himself.

ludacris hold the head steady I'm going to milk the cow

by smartyguy1 November 8, 2014

milk the snake

move back and forth in an unstable manner,to take a wizz
to pee, piss,urinate, masturbation of the penis,

I drank too much beer i have to milk the snake.

by j r lang January 13, 2008

Milk the Bull

Male masterbation or the recieving of manual stimulation of similar nature from another.

"Dude, after four cups of coffee and a walk on the beach I had to milk the bull or I'd die."

by DiscoDuck August 18, 2009

milk the pepper

(v) Masturbate. (Male only, as women lack both the pepper and the milk.)

Her tits strained against the fabric of her thin t-shirt that I quickly tented my trouser. I filed the image away for the next time I needed to milk the pepper.

by Exalted Gunther March 17, 2008

The Dirty Milk Man

when a boy is recieving a blow job, the odd man out ejaculates all over the girls back, unsespectedly, to create the illusion of delivering dirty milk.

Derek is getting head, and Paul cums all over the girls back, thereby creating The Dirty Milk Man.

by Tedwin December 27, 2007

milk the tube steak

To touch one's self unnecessarily in genital area. Also known as jerkin' off, or chokin' the chicken.

Jesse loves to milk the tube steak day after day.

Lindsay will help Jesse milk his tube steak.

by James The Big Cocked Man February 24, 2009

milk the cunt

Preparing for something to happen in the near future.

-"oh shit man, I have a test tomorrow"
-"Damn man, you better milk the cunt or you will fail!"

by αchi January 1, 2018