Bearded Lizard

When giving a blowjob and having your tongue at the back of your throat, this then allows you to spit the contents with excessive force like a lizard or dragon.
Damn Madeleine can really do the Bearded Lizard, it went for metres
by Jollyjolliver September 11, 2016
mugGet the Bearded Lizardmug.

sock lizard

When a guy masturbates inside of a sock as to catch the semen.
I walked in on Jack the other day when he was giving himself a sock lizard.
by Tehanti January 23, 2009
mugGet the sock lizardmug.

Lizard licker

A phrase you call a fiend addicted to any hard drugs

Ex. Opioids, Promethazine, Codeine, Heroin, Cocaine
All of these give fiends the dry mouth, lizards are dry. Thus, Lizzard Licker
Them boys be on them perky’s and them xannies, they some lizard licker’s !

She looks like she a lizard licker.
by Trey ReasoNz February 12, 2022
mugGet the Lizard lickermug.

Lane lizard

Person that will drive in the passing lane the same speed or slower than the normal travel lane.
Sorry I'm late, I got stuck behind a lane lizard that refused to move over for faster traffic.
by Seymour Kooch September 9, 2015
mugGet the Lane lizardmug.

Jizz Lizard

When one who is about to recieve jizz in their mouth sticks their tounge out with as much enthusiasm as a lizard using their tounge to feel and see.
"That girl that I slept with last night was such a jizz lizard. She couldn't wait to get my jizz in her mouth."
by Matt McCune March 31, 2008
mugGet the Jizz Lizardmug.

road lizard

Can refer to any type of lizard that is sunning itself on the hot pavement.
by Altairisfar October 28, 2007
mugGet the road lizardmug.

lizard vagina

a person of croatian descent, used in a derogatory manner
Hey Stjepan, go back to Zagreb you lizard vagina!
by wawawawawawawawawawa February 4, 2009
mugGet the lizard vaginamug.

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