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A dark and scary place full of incredibly horny people (TomSka, 2k19)
"We work on the internet, which is a dark and scary place full of incredibly horny people"
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Cruzing The Internet

The act of watching illicit adult material online while simultaneously stimulating oneself
Dude, did you see Ted Cruz's Twitter last night? He was totally Cruzing the internet
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stretching the internet

When you're procrastinating on some task by browsing the internet but you're running out of your normal sites to distract you.
I was unmotivated at work today so I was stretching the internet.
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Battle for the Internet

A recent war between the RIAA and MPAA and the entire rest of the intelligent population of America. Piracy was to be fought with the two bills SOPA and PIPA, which would effectively censor the Internet by taking down websites that are accused of copyright infringement, whether or not the website actually engaged in it. The battle resulted in victory for the Internet after thousands of popular websites blacked out on January 18, 2012, SOPA and PIPA were dropped.
How the Battle for the Internet started:
RIAA: "We're going to pass these bills so you don't steal our crap anymore."
Public: "No! These bills kill the Internet! It's a direct violation of the 1st Amendment!"
RIAA: "Fuck the 1st amendment! You guys are way too stupid to have your own opinion!"
Gandalf: (about SOPA/PIPA) "YOU SHALL NOT PASS"
by Powermad80 February 24, 2012
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End of the internet

Mythical place found through infinity.
I found the "End of the internet" in a dream, which I forgot about in another dream.
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Who invented the internet

Adam Hughes is the answer for who invented the internet
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The Internet

While the internet may be amazing a cool, it’s also full of disturbing viral videos, disgraceful pornography, pedophiles, perverts, sluts, highly-addictive online games that destroy people’s social lives, misleading information and cyber-bullying.

This isn’t a joke. Take my advice and use the internet wisely.
Example: With the internet comes great responsibilty
by jaydeeizsik January 26, 2013
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