A sex move involving garlic, a ladder, and a pvc pipe.
Right before the man ejaculates, he lets loose a bloodcurdling screech of "GARLIC JIIIIIIM!!!" And rams his meat rod as deep as humanly possible whilst flailing and screaming with two pieces of garlic in his hands. He then proceeds to pull out, flip the poor woman around, and stuff the garlic into her asshole as he rams his softening cock into the garlicy ass. The woman will be startled and possibly so confused and shocked she shits herself with her man and the garlic still inside, leading to a revolting slurry of semen, shit, and garlic. At this point the man climbs to the top of the ladder (still butt-naked and covered in garlicy shit) and screams "LAAAAAND MINEE" at the top of his lungs as he proceeds to leap off the ladder, landing on his partner and crushing multiple bones. He then attaches the pvc pipe to his penis, using it as a makeshift polearm to fight off the cops that eventually storm his abode.
Attempt at your own risk, this is a highly dangerous maneuver.
Right before the man ejaculates, he lets loose a bloodcurdling screech of "GARLIC JIIIIIIM!!!" And rams his meat rod as deep as humanly possible whilst flailing and screaming with two pieces of garlic in his hands. He then proceeds to pull out, flip the poor woman around, and stuff the garlic into her asshole as he rams his softening cock into the garlicy ass. The woman will be startled and possibly so confused and shocked she shits herself with her man and the garlic still inside, leading to a revolting slurry of semen, shit, and garlic. At this point the man climbs to the top of the ladder (still butt-naked and covered in garlicy shit) and screams "LAAAAAND MINEE" at the top of his lungs as he proceeds to leap off the ladder, landing on his partner and crushing multiple bones. He then attaches the pvc pipe to his penis, using it as a makeshift polearm to fight off the cops that eventually storm his abode.
Attempt at your own risk, this is a highly dangerous maneuver.
Guy 1: Ever hear the legend of Garlic Jim?
Guy 2: No, but I hear he's got a great pizza place.
Guy 1: Well anyways, I did the Garlic Jim to my wife last night. Once she gets out of the hospital I'll do it again, she loved it!
Guy 2: OH! THAT Garlic Jim... wow, good for you bro. Good for you.
Guy 2: No, but I hear he's got a great pizza place.
Guy 1: Well anyways, I did the Garlic Jim to my wife last night. Once she gets out of the hospital I'll do it again, she loved it!
Guy 2: OH! THAT Garlic Jim... wow, good for you bro. Good for you.
by Garlic Jim February 29, 2020
Get the Garlic Jimmug. 1. When you tell someone off, cuss someone out, and/or set someone straight for their toxic behavior.
2. To not back down when you think you're right.
3. When someone is just not having it.
2. To not back down when you think you're right.
3. When someone is just not having it.
1. John is on Facetime with his merchant roasting garlic over a bad shipment.
2. If anyone wants smoke, come on, I'm roasting garlic.
3. We're roasting garlic for any bullshit that they come with.
2. If anyone wants smoke, come on, I'm roasting garlic.
3. We're roasting garlic for any bullshit that they come with.
by 1dafo0l November 3, 2020
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Get the Garlic breadmug. Doing something extraordinary, with perfection, exactly how you planned it.
Can be used in present, future or past tense.
Can be used in present, future or past tense.
Man 1: ......stripes his tee shot down the middle of the fairway
Man 2: “Wow, you really garlicked the shit out of that one”
Man 1: sends picture of son leaving hospital after beating Covid
Man 2: “he garliced right out of that fukkin hospital”
Man 2: “Wow, you really garlicked the shit out of that one”
Man 1: sends picture of son leaving hospital after beating Covid
Man 2: “he garliced right out of that fukkin hospital”
by MrCongeniality April 17, 2021
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Get the the new garlic breadmug.