Santee Brake Check

Get road head.
When your about to cum and the girl (or guy) gets off your dick slam on the brakes and slam their head into the steering wheel (ABS helps) and blow your load on their face.

say there was a cat or something....

Girl gets in car.
Girl goes down.
You get close and warn her.
She gets off your dick.
Hit brakes.
Her head hits the steering wheel.
Blow load in her face.
Make excuse.
Santee Brake Check completed

by Doom Pending,,, September 07, 2007

Brake my chest

A sexual phrase used in a fortnite p2isthename video by a crazy female fortnite player.

You can brake my chest any night babie

by The strange meaning finder October 16, 2019

brake donkey power

BDP - Brake Donkey Power. As opposed to BHP, Brake Horsepower. Unit of measure the power output of slow vehicles' engines at the crank (i.e. does not include loss in power through gearbox, sprockets etc en route to drive wheel(s)). Slang.

1. My Lada puts out 15 donkeys man, it's an animal!

2. Your Harley has brake donkey power, not horsepower!

by Arto Del Dopeo November 16, 2009

panic monkey braking

when on/in a moving vehicle and there is a very sudden unexpected need to stop quickly, panic monkey braking occurs. this is the kind of braking where there is a cold sweat generated that drips (usually down your buttcrack) that you don't feel until after you are past the incident (assuming you didn't hit whatever it was that you were braking to avoid).

i was riding my triumph street triple in lincoln park at night yesterday when a stealthy 200 pound dog bolted out into the street in front of me between two cars! panic monkey braking ensued, and i was able to avoid hitting him, but i *will* need a new set of underwear.

by dhr46 May 18, 2011

All gas no brakes

1. When you can't stop won't stop.
2. What you do when you play any racing video game.

Yeah, I was zoomin' on Grand Turismo all gas no brakes.

by pilvlp October 11, 2019

Brake your fingers

Text version of Shut Up.

Text convo

Boy: Girl u so fine!!

Girl: Shut up!!!

Boy: How am I supposed to shut up Im not saying anything...im typing lol :)

Girl: Fine! Brake your fingers!!

Boy: :(

by smoothblac April 14, 2010

e-brake fuck

when u pull up ur e-brake in ur car all the way up and have a slut fuck it

the other day i was crusing around and saw an e-brake fuck going on!!!

by jesus speed April 08, 2011