Teapotting

The art of using a teapot instead of a bong to smoke weed.

"Wanna do teapotting?"
Would you like to get high?

"Shall we teapot?"
Would you like to get high?

"More tea vicar?" (hold up teapot)
Would you like to get high?

by Trashrock July 24, 2012

teapotting

Teapotting is when a man is masturbating and sticks his thumb up his own ass to massage his prostate gland in order to intensify the experience. "I'm a little teapot short and stout. Here is my handle and here is my spout"

Mark walked in only to find Phil teapotting himself while watching Fair City.
Phil's orgasms are amazing when he teapots himself.

by Colin J. S. October 28, 2007

taepot

A term used in the West of Ireland. Usually meaning a person lacking in sense/intelligence. Used affectionately, indearing rather than insulting.

Tha man was talking and shite and his shcan called him a 'taepot'

by The aussie bulldog August 7, 2017

Teatotaller

A person who doesn't drink anything with alcohol in it.

I'm a teatotaller, I never drink anything stronger than coffee (or tea) 😉 hence the word.

by Geronimo72 March 31, 2018

tea pot dome

when your getting "dome" you smash a tea pot over the head of the dealer of dome

Titz-WTF WAS THAT NOISE LAST NIGHT?

Drib-o, that was a serious case of tea pot dome, she'll be picking glass out of her hair for days

by Titz December 3, 2007

Teatotaller

A fucking nube who doesn’t drink alcohol and makes you feel bad about yourself for doing it

“No thank you. I’ll just have a cup of hot tea” “gosh, I hate teatotallers”

by chazzy-d August 4, 2018

tea pot

a black person from England. Commonly found to have a SCHTEENY SCHWEENY ie a small cock

mat you are a black tea pot

by c.bone October 2, 2007