Teacher

Person who turns innocent people into psychos, and psychos into teachers.

Innocent person: Man! All those years of school with those teachers made me psycho! I went to jail for attempted murder, and now I need to see a psychiatrist for the rest of my life.

Psycho: Wow, that sucks bro.

Innocent person: So what are you doing since we graduated?

Psycho: I'm going to school to become a teacher.

by Fyulp June 29, 2016

teachers

people that attempt and complete to mind fuck childeren

teachers are absolute cunts

by AssLicker8497 May 28, 2019

Teacher

A teacher is an adult who teaches others about their knowings/mentor. They are sometimes... mostly annoying and can get on your nerves whenever they want to. Teachers use annoying phrases that are basic and plain annoying.

Teacher: *Bell Rings*
Students: *getting ready to leave*
Teacher: ah ah ah AH, the bell doesn't dismiss you, I DO
Student: What the fuck is a bell for... Background music??

by xoxo i hate you October 13, 2018

Teachers

Teachers are basic scumbags who do not give 2 shits about your social life. They pile on this fucking shit called homework that could take you hours to complete and once your done you have no time for yourself. And then the next day you just wanna shoots these fucking cunts who need to die soon. And then there's those useless tests on shit that your probably never gonna use ever like a fucking Cartesian plane. And you wait till the night before to study and u fail anyways. And then you just wish these teachers would get slaughtered by their own parents for fucks sake.

You fucking teachers are a pain in the ass

by Effhajsvsidhwkahscwh May 29, 2017

Teacher

Someone who teaches you random stuff you won't use in the future and likes one student a lot more than you.

"man I hate our teacher"
"our teacher is so nice"

by Dictionary_Fox September 28, 2017

Teacher

The army of minions employed by Robert Nevilis to issue his new torture device, homework. To this day, they are still bent on torturing their students with this evil method, although some teachers have broken away from these ways and started actually teaching.

Student: Ugh, I hate teachers!
Other student: They're not all terrible, my teacher's a good teacher

by AllTheUsernamesAreInUse December 14, 2021

Teacher

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by Tesla_21 June 21, 2019