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The Base System

An old-school system of telling people how far you've gone. While there are different versions this is how it
goes:

1st base- French kissing
2nd base- Feeling up, boob touching
2nd and a half base- Fingering, hand job
3rd base- Any form of oral
4th- Sex. All the way.

Can be summed up as french, feel, suck, fuck
According to the Base System, he figured that he had never hit more than 5 singles in his life.

Amy: "How far did you and Bob get last night?"
Lauren: "We only got to second. He just won't let me in his pants!"
by betterlivingthroughsarcasm October 23, 2009
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system of a down

One of the very few unique bands, both lyrically and musically. They are nu-metal, although different from most other nu-metal, mainly in the sense that they're good. I know people who listen to death metal and they agree that System of a Down is a good band. Anyone who calls them "pop" obviously hasn't heard any of their songs, or just wants to be "cool" by putting something controversial in an online dictionary. Although System of a Down has entered the mainstream after the release of Toxicity, it has still maintained a good, unique sound, although gaining many unwanted poser fans.
System of a Down has deep, meaningful lyrics, good vocals, and a unique sound, unlike most other nu-metal. Good thing I can understand the lyrics, unlike many posers who pretend to like them since they saw part of "Aerials" on MTV.
by Ben January 6, 2004
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system in my eyes

You understand something perfectly

You perfectly understand how a mechanical device works

You perfectly understand a task you've been given and know how to complete it
Luke: so you think you can fix my car engine?

Danni: yeah mate no problem.

Luke: how do you know what to do?

Danni: well iv done it before so iv practically got system in my eyes
by Danni101 December 17, 2011
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system clown

Someone with extremely linear way of thinking.
Someone who despises change.
This kind of person contradicts the advancement of society in all fields.
It could be over politics, religion, race, or how to build a tub.
system clown from the year 1900 - EUGENICS EZ T3H WIN.
by eddyeddyb March 10, 2013
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Systemtic Deception

Jimmy falsely believed the earth was a globe because of Systemtic Deception
Marys systemic deception prevented her from believing in our creator.

The act of making a people believe something that's false through various systems like schools, churches, pseudo science, cosmology, evolution and other forms of indoctrination in order too control a false narrative.
'Jimmy' falsely believed the earth was a globe because of Systemtic Deception
by Scotovna November 12, 2020
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systembolaget

The absolute shithole alcohol monopoly in Sweden, you gotta be fucking 20 to buy a can of 5% beer.
The thing about systembolaget is that it´s controlled by the Foreign Intelligence Service of the Russian Federation because Vladimir Putin doesn´t want Sweden to drink more than Russia.
Jonas: Hey mom, can you go to systembolaget aka kommunistbolaget to get some beers?
Mom: Sure
by ivar123 March 19, 2021
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squornshellous system

Squornshellous System

Squornshellous System is a four-star system 27 light-years from earth.

Squornshellous Alpha The first planet in from the four-star system Squornshellous, it is very cold and inhabited by giant, burrowing mattresses that spit acid.

Squornshellous Beta Two planets in from Squornshellous Zeta, it is inhabited by square cushions whom enjoy being rubbed up against, especially with people's shoulders. Unlike Squornshellous Zeta, it has desert terrain rather than swamps.

Squornshellous Delta The second planet in between Squornshellous Zeta and Beta, it is inhabited by flying pillows--there is no solid ground but only infinite clouds.

Squornshellous Gamma Squornshellous Gamma is a quite, hot, bumpy little planet, with a thick, dense atmosphere. Probably the worst place to crash, because communication to other planets is impossible, due to the thick atmosphere, and the rain is solid. The 12' by 9' cushions have only a five-second memory--they'll ask you who you are first, then who they are next, and, needless to say, most people die of annoyance within an hour.

Squornshellous Zeta Dimly illuminated and very very swamp-intensive, Squornshellous Zeta is the source of almost all the Galaxy's mattresses. Said mattresses (all of which are called Zem) spend most of their time flolloping, globbering, volluing, and vooning. Said activities make the planet a favourite destination of etymologists. The Zem themselves remain a foot tall, until they are freeze-dryed and cleaned, and made into mattress-size corpses (which are promptly used as mattresses). It is a process which, strangely enough, they don't seem to mind at all.

Marvin the Paranoid Android was invited to the planet to give a speech marking the opening of a giant new bridge intended to revive the economy of the Squornshellous System, said bridge also costing the total sum of the economy of the entire planet to create and the whole ceremony ended in tears. Marvin was plugged into the bridge and the whole cyberstructure instantly folded itself up and collapsed (presumably after being directly exposed to Marvin's chronically depressed view of the Universe). Marvin was left stranded in the swamp with only the mattresses to talk to, until robots from Krikkit stole his leg, and then the rest of him.
Marvin got stuck in the squornshellous system, in squornshellous zeta.
by galakticpoogiebug June 17, 2008
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