Swaggless

Lack of Swagg, or Swagger.
To walk in a Swaggless fashion.

Jazz is so Swaggless, look at the way he walks.

by DoubleT53 May 15, 2011

swaggle

Things that sway back and forth

"I was walking holding this fish with gigantic lips and the seam from the center of the lips swaggled back and forth slightly".

It was really funny!!!

by A's September 22, 2005

swaggle

to masterbate, jerk off, or oterwise beat your meat while your parents, or someone else you don't want to discover what you're doing, is home (i.e...... girlfriend)

Dude I swaggled while my mom was fixing chicken in the kitchen...... right next to my room!!!!!!! i had porn and chickin fixin' sound at the same time, and it was HOT!!!!

by curlybopeep October 2, 2004

penis swaggler

An inexperienced person who is giving fellatio to genitalia.

Did you hear about Kim? Apparently she’s a Penis Swaggler.

by Kennel Dogwood June 19, 2020

Snoggle

from the British verb snog, it implies french kissing something...but what?

Ex. 1
Bob: Hey dog, your girl came over last night.
Dick: Is that right? What did y'all talk about?
Bob: Well there wasn't much to talk about since she straight snoggled my dick!

Ex. 2
Snoggle a dick! (as a gesture between friends)

Ex. 3
Snoggle a dick (in response to someone pisses you off)

by DDubbz August 9, 2009

Swagglehorned

To be raped metaphorically with a thrusting motion and no lubrication. Disappointed.

I was suppose to go on the boat but it rained all day, I was swagglehorned by mother nature, and it hurt.

by mynoduesp1234 June 24, 2009

Snoggle

A half bird, half doglike creature that has long hair and barks.

by John Dingleberry April 14, 2003