One of the cruelest possible variants of the chocolate swirlie, the bullying maneuver wherein a jock dunks a nerd's head in a shit-filled toilet and flushes, the 'nuclear' variation is when multiple jocks have shit in the toilet without flushing so the bowl is full to the brim before the swirlie is performed on a very, VERY unlucky nerd.
Me and all my hockey teammates gave this dork a nuclear swirlie last year, it was sick! The whole team shit in the same toilet in the locker room without flushing for like a week and it was nearly overflowing. Then after school one day we nabbed this random loser from the hallway and dragged him in there and BOOM! We dunked him face-first all the way in. My bros were holding him down while I gave him crazy wedgies. And we just kept going for like 10 minutes straight. We'd pull him out for a second to breathe and dunk him straight back in. When the team captain finally flushed him, it wouldn't even all go down at once, so his whole head was still covered in shit and it was dripping down his face! So of course we gave him a hanging wedgie in the lockers so he couldn't clean himself up for a while. Man, that was fun. Makes me wanna go find a nerd now...
by yikestbh July 24, 2024
When you buy a set of electric toy trains and you tie your baby to the tracks naked with its legs spread and you tape a drill with an eggplant on the front of it going full speed and it hits the babies insides so deliciously that it’s ancestors can feel it.
by Mommy chinked 6000 January 07, 2024
When you grab a girl from behind and force her to her knees, pushing her face into a toilet bowl, then proceed to thrust into her from behind, with her face splashing into the water with each thrust.
by MistressRicci April 01, 2018
Similar to a swirly but with a new twist.
When you have your period in a toilet and then you shove the head of a person you don’t like or a dweeb in the toilet and give them a swirly. Just like a classic swirly but red due to the period blood so it’s called a swirly temple because Shirley temples are red.
When you have your period in a toilet and then you shove the head of a person you don’t like or a dweeb in the toilet and give them a swirly. Just like a classic swirly but red due to the period blood so it’s called a swirly temple because Shirley temples are red.
by Stinky Stina February 18, 2025
by MyRealNameisTurdburglar December 02, 2024
A cum swirly is when a man swings his dick in circles while cumming into a toilet and then you swirl your girlfriends head into it!
by Cum monster man 77 January 20, 2023
a bio electric management device that allows you to manage you bi electric with out chemilcal reaction induced . its art classifacation is a wirly gig that date back to the stone age . the device consist of a quartz crystal and coper wier,and swirly . the quartz crystal acts as an electric sponge to grab absorb the atmospheric electric in the air . swirl one way and charge up . swirl the opposite and get grounded . it has about 30 possitive aplications for the body mind and soule . and only neg is dont swirl around pace makers or if you are pregnate or suspect to be DONT Swirl . led lights and taze pens for mysel relaxing have same warnings so their that safe . and their a simple diy art project to make with the kids . you can even use a nice wet stick from a tree as a handel for the swirly . so please swirl them crystals for optium health . thank you .
by ol swirly July 24, 2022